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I wish that humans figured out a way to eliminate all corruption in every government in all countries
reddit.comu/Dead_Wolf_Black — 12 hours ago
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I wish for the world to be a better place
reddit.comu/Armin_Arlert_1000000 — 14 hours ago
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I wish humans laid eggs instead of giving live birth
reddit.comu/Armin_Arlert_1000000 — 17 hours ago
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I wish alcoholic beverages didn't exist
reddit.comu/Armin_Arlert_1000000 — 16 hours ago
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[INV] Granted. A literal shitstorm (a storm where it rains feces) occurs
reddit.comu/Armin_Arlert_1000000 — 16 hours ago
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I wish laws didn't apply to me and I could just take whatever I want from stores
reddit.comu/pokenate28 — 24 hours ago
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I wish for all firearms worldwide to turn into pickles.
reddit.comu/ProphetofTables — 1 day ago
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I wish for a turkey sandwich in rye bread with lettuce and mustard
I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself and I don't want any other weird surprises.
You got it!?
u/Dazzling_Cabinet_780 — 1 day ago
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I wish generative ai replaced the entire internet.
reddit.comu/MisterFyre — 1 day ago
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I wish everything came with a blunt warning the same way cigarettes do.
reddit.comu/internet_whale — 1 day ago
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I wish for Rivian to be renamed to Vivian, and for them to appoint Elon Musk’s estranged transgender daughter Vivian as CEO just to troll Elon Musk
reddit.comu/njsullyalex — 1 day ago
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I wish there was a univeral coding language that works with everything.
reddit.comu/MisterFyre — 1 day ago
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I wish everybody forgot what happened at Samantha's pool party.
reddit.comu/A_Lovely_Worm — 1 day ago
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I wish to live out my dream of becoming a lawyer, running a solo generalist practice out of home, and taking on any cases I want just to spite anyone who screwed my clients
(I really wanna see how you guys can make this bad)
u/tgh445 — 1 day ago
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I wish the diaper fetish didn't exist
reddit.comu/Armin_Arlert_1000000 — 1 day ago
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I wish alternate timelines were real and I could watch them from a snow globe (that I have in my house)
reddit.comu/A_Lovely_Worm — 1 day ago
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I wish anus licking as a sexual practice didn't exist
reddit.comu/Armin_Arlert_1000000 — 3 days ago