r/TheMonkeysPaw

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I wish I could levitate slightly above my bed every night so there is a small area for airflow.

u/IO_Sphere — 10 hours ago

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[INV] Granted. Democracy was never invented.

u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 — 12 hours ago

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I wish patriarchy never existed

u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 — 1 day ago

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I wish it was easier to be a millionare

u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 — 1 day ago

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I wish AI chatbots never hallucinated

u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 — 1 day ago

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I wish Claude AI didn't hallucinate in a way that increased my anxiety about my worldbuilding project right when I reached my usage limit

u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 — 1 day ago

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I wish Putin and Zelensky would have an arm wrestling match with each other

u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 — 1 day ago

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I wish GTA VI would feature a playable Obama Bin Laden and he randomly shouts "Chicken Jockey" every 5 minutes

u/Ok_Skirt_250 — 2 days ago

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I wish female genital mutilation didn't exist

u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 — 3 days ago

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I wish dehumanization was psychologically impossible for humans

u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 — 2 days ago

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[INV] Granted. Japan won WW2.

u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 — 2 days ago

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I wish all companies had to give you an easy to access place to roast their advertising.

u/gothiclg — 2 days ago

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I wish gravity was twice as strong as it is now.

u/MisterFyre — 3 days ago

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[INV] Granted. 9/11 was done by christian terrorists

u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 — 3 days ago

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I wish for humanity to die, with only 5 humans left alive to be tortured and suffer

u/Particular-Fly-7114 — 3 days ago

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I wish genocide denial didn't exist

u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 — 3 days ago

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I wish HIV/AIDS exclusively targeted lying politicians and could only be cured by telling the truth.

u/gothiclg — 3 days ago

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I wish Africa didn't have so much poverty

u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 — 3 days ago

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I wish that Sans from Undertale existed in real life

u/brando7284 — 3 days ago

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I wish to be the consort to Jabba the Hutt and give birth to 10 children for him

u/Shadowlear — 4 days ago