do we have a who broke it meme yet?
Timekeeper: [Pointing at the broken coffee machine.] So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Coffee Candy: ...I did. I broke it.
Timekeeper: No. No you didn't. Maple Taffy?
Maple Taffy: Don't look at me. Look at Schneeball.
Schneeball: What?! I didn't break it.
Maple Taffy: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Schneeball: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Maple Taffy: Suspicious.
Schneeball: No it's not!
Marble Bread: If it matters, probably not, but [F] was the last one to use it.
Dark Fondue: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Marble Bread: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Dark Fondue: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Marble Bread!
Coffee Candy: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Director.
Timekeeper: No! Who broke it!?
Schneeball: Director...String Gummy's been awfully quiet.
String Gummy: REALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing.]
Timekeeper: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.