r/Tiresaretheenemy

For should the enemy strengthen his van, he will weaken his rear; should he strengthen his rear, he will weaken his van; should he strengthen his left, he will weaken his right; should he strengthen his right, he will weaken his left. If he sends reinforcements everywhere, he will everywhere be weak.

Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Pose as one of their normal prey, then BAM!

The first Tire: Thomson’s Aerial Wheel

I know y’all were concerned to where my loyalties lie when I captured tires and put them in my house. Here one is mid-torture session.

It’s about to be stretched out almost to it’s breaking point and snapped onto a metal rim and ground into the asphalt over and over.

Now just waiting for the authorities to arrive.

The result of all the potholes 🫠

Saw this while visiting San Francisco. Vive la résistance!

Out for a game of golf earlier, and this fucker was staring from across the green.

Breaking news! Turns out, tires are descended from dinosaurs!

Everyday I work to keep this evil at bay, but some days they fight back in record numbers!!

Some people think tires are here

“to serve man”, but

It’s a cookbook!