
Getting lectured on originality by a man whose PowerPoint still has a windows 8 watermark
writing an essay in university is just an exercise in shared delusion. u sit there eating a pop tart at 2 AM, treating your document like a masterpiece, consulting three different sources just to find the perfect adjective, and formatting your citations like you are submitting to a nobeelll.. And your professor is just going to open the file while watching Netflix, scroll straight to the bottom, check the word count, and type "Good effort. B- “