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I'm currently making satirical songs for various vampire clans in the World of Darkness.

The plan is to keep the music and lyric structure quite serious and fitting to the thematic feel of the clans, but make the lyrics ridiculous. The root of the joke isn't so much making fun of the clans, but making fun of the people who play the clans badly.

I found so much material to work with for the Brujah song that it almost wrote itself, and I suspect many other clans will be easier, too, but I'm having a harder time with the Giovanni.

So I'm wondering if anybody here has any jokes about bad Giovanni players, overblown tropes and stereotypes, or absurd experiences in game that they can boil down to bullet points and punchlines, so they can be turned into song lyrics?

Thanks in advance.

James

EDIT: Also, if you have any jokes about how a poorly played Giovanni might interact with other clan members, that would be helpful, too.