



So many options. Every Ace without the kicker was $400 and every Ace with the kicker was $2,000. Who can guess how many Aces I was dealt once the deal button was pressed after holding the three aces I was dealt?
Was with a buddy playing Hot Roll. I jokingly asked him to “rub the dice,” which we always do ironically because it obviously does nothing, but we think it’s funny. A 9x came out on the deal. Then he said, “I’ll hit four twos with the kicker,” and I figured there was no way that would happen. We hit the deal, and on the very first hand, we actually got it.
Went in with $90 and walked out with $300. Not bad at all.
This time with aces. Also got to meet Becky from Youtube, super nice!
Most people treat video poker like a slot machine with a skin. They sit down, push buttons based on "gut feeling," and wonder why their bankroll vanishes.
The reality? 9/6 Jacks or Better is a solved mathematical puzzle. If you play with absolute, perfect strategy, the Expected Return (RTP) is 99.54%. The house edge is a microscopic 0.46%. But almost every casual player drops that down to 95% or worse because they make the same three emotional mistakes.
If you want to actually grind out a mathematical edge, stop making these three strategy blunders:
This is the most common mistake on the floor. You hold a pair of 4s, but you also have three cards to a Flush.
The Trap: Chasing the bigger payout because pairs of 4s "only gets your money back."
The Math: A low pair has an expected value (EV) of about 0.82 credits per coin played, because it has a realistic path to Trips, a Full House, or Four of a Kind. Breaking it to chase a standard 4-card Flush draw drops your EV to roughly 0.74 credits.
The Rule: Never break a low pair for a 4-card Straight or Flush draw. The only time you break a low pair is if you are four cards to a Royal Flush.
You get dealt a Pair of Jacks and an Ace.
The Trap: Holding the Jack pair and holding the Ace (the kicker) hoping to hit a high two-pair or three-of-a-kind with a nice backup.
The Math: Holding that extra Ace actively destroys your chances of drawing into a Full House or Four Jacks. It reduces the number of winning cards left in the virtual deck.
The Rule: Never keep a kicker. If you have a pair, hold the pair and dump the other three cards. Period.
You’re trying to stretch your $100 bankroll, so you play 1 or 2 coins per hand instead of hitting "Max Bet."
The Trap: Thinking you're playing conservatively to survive longer.
The Math: The entire 99.54% return rate relies heavily on the Royal Flush payout. If you play 1 to 4 coins, a Royal Flush pays 250-to-1. But the moment you hit 5 coins, the Royal Flush payout jumps exponentially to 800-to-1 (4,000 coins).
The Rule: If 5 coins is too expensive for your budget at the $1 level, drop down to a quarter machine or a nickel machine, but always play max coins. Otherwise, you are actively giving the casino an extra 1.5% edge.
Quick Reference Strategy Hierarchy (The Top 5)
If you get confused on a hand, memorize just this top order of operations. Always hold the highest option on this list:
Stop playing on vibes. Treat the machine like a calculator.
Who says you cant win on Dime Denom lol