r/WesWatson

Eastbound and down

Eastbound and down

Wes said that if they made a movie of him, it’ll be like Scarface, but I think it’s more like Eastbound and Down. The similarities are just like Jose as Stevie and Wes as Kenny

u/zee_jay29 — 18 hours ago

Hosay has got to do something about them hands. I would not be using him for marketing purposes

u/Sofondofpeters — 1 day ago

Give it a rest, Princess Hoe-say!! 😂 Gotta give you a little credit—by far, you’re Mr. Shrimp Dick’s biggest SIMP! You even have the same back herpes as your prison daddy. 🤣

Blocked on X already 🤣 by Clowned Hoesay running Wests page like a good little servant 🤡

Follow my account on X of you're on there to keep the MOVIE alive and let Hoesay and West know what you think of them

https://x.com/BrokeWestWatson

u/ohmywtfthankyou — 1 day ago

Looks like Adderall Addie, Hosay, and the gang are trying to get some traction with a scam much like their idol who comments from his cell on his tax payer iPad

u/Sofondofpeters — 1 day ago
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Hosay makes a trip to the pokey to put some money on the books for his brother WeStLeY. Apparently all you have to do is order Hoesay some grocery store sushi and a couple of hookers and you're locked in for life.

u/Sofondofpeters — 3 days ago

Even Ireland has an edge on Westley by a wide margin. Not that I believe this map. The selfie West took paints a picture of someone who did not come from Europe. I am sure this is why you shouldn't marry your siblings or cousins. What you get is a feral pygmy felon.

u/Sofondofpeters — 4 days ago

..the summit of sex - the pinnacle of masculine, feminine and neuter. Everything that he, she and it can ever want... a deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavored, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love...incarcerated

u/Sofondofpeters — 4 days ago

Roid rage at its finest

“Yo can you get out and film this clone of me opening my door as I cuss violently at the air?”

u/Educational_Aide_145 — 5 days ago
▲ 13 r/WesWatson+1 crossposts

Rumor is that this monster is knocking dudes out left and right in prison. Could this deadly form of training make him more dangerous than every UFC fighter alive?

When every day is a struggle for survival, that's like training 24 hours a day seven days a week at max intensity.

UFC fighters train a few hours a day and then go home and play video games with their kids.

This guy lives and breathes violence. There's levels to this shit.

UFC fighters couldn't hang with someone like him. He's too battle hardened. And genetics just hits different.

I'd love to see him fight Gane with a six month camp. Weekend warrior versus a real limb breaker. Shit would be carnage. Baddest man on the planet for sure

u/suprbowlsexromp — 6 days ago

Hoesay uses character and pressure rather loosely. What could possible be stressing out this pygmy felon?

u/Sofondofpeters — 6 days ago

Yes, yes, yes, Princess Hoesay! 😂 We know you’re having a gender identity crisis—no need to spell it out. All that past “hooping” pressure from Daddy Wes is clearly bringing the real character out. At this point, dude is somehow even dumber than SlowMo Kung Fu Rob. 🤡

u/Swimming-Flamingo895 — 8 days ago

Help me name this Eldritch Horror.

Reminds me of Ba'al's inbred cousin Ba'll.

Looks like a warthog rat king.

u/Hearing_Loss — 8 days ago