r/YoMamaJokes

Your mama teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter

Yo mama so ugly, when Paris stole her from Menelaus it created world peace

She thinks taking a knee and a felony are the same thing.

She brought ski boots to water skiing

Her house used to have three floors.

The ugly stick got beaten by her.

The Xenomorph face-huggers won't even touch her!

When she drank "7-up", she thought she would get 7 more lives.

Dang that Depends is dusty…..

she’s like a stringless kite on a windy day.

...that when she stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

That her own reflection committed suicide.

She’s Avatar: The Last Chairbender

I shook her hand and got a paper cut.

…she can’t make small talk.

She has to wear dozens of watches. One for each time zone.