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My ambien induced lyric writing skills. What do we all think
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My ambien induced lyric writing skills. What do we all think

I posted it last night but deleted it but i need to share my hidden talent with the world

Am i nthe next Eminem?

u/CheesecakeWild7941 — 13 hours ago
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Меня сфоткала моя младшая сестра, оцените фото

u/Chemical-Score-8996 — 2 days ago
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donot go gym on abmiebn guys.. unless you have the blue ai sigma preworkout

u/Spilt_Soup — 2 days ago
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How am I supposed to sleep whilst on 5 mg?

Decided to replace 100 mg of trazodone with 5 mg zolpidem. Terrible mistake. For three past three days I've had only maybe four hours whilst on zolpidem and do not feel tired while taking it. i only feel uncoordinated and not tired really. I couldn't tell ya if I even fall asleep whilst on zolpidem

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u/Doge_Man123 — 4 days ago
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Walrus wants to be in love

During the day, I’m pretty happy being alone. I do my work (as much as my ADHD meds let me do, anyway), I exist, and it’s ok.

But when I get the walrus involved, like now, I just want to get married again. I miss the experience of having someone with me. Someone to cook for. Someone to go to the grocery store with me. I miss having a geeky boy, my favorite was software devs or someone smart with a passion. I have my little boy half the time, and that helps, but there’s something about having someone my age to give me a reason to go out and do things. To do things for.

So sometimes the walrus will sign up for some app, but honestly I got married before apps and I don’t know how to deal with that much male attention. Why are they all holding fish and wearing hats? Just give me a nice boy. One that won’t turn evil eventually and hurt me. A comrade in life. We can watch Kitchen Nightmares together and fall asleep.

I’m in my 40s now and look pretty ok because I’ve never had a job that required going outside. But I totally revel in my nightly walrus and refuse to apologize for putting the TV remote in the freezer sometimes. Besides, walrus equals uninhibited adult fun time, and the TV remote is just a causality for that. Good trade-off, I think.

Meanwhile walrus does want to text an ex, but boy howdy is that a bad idea. Why won’t the walrus also be ok being alone without searching for some hot midwestern dude bod? Why can’t it be ok with dying alone? Being alone isn’t that bad. Regular dudes judge me for waiting happily until it can be walrus time again.

Does anyone else kind of feel like this? It doesn’t help that I sound like an idiot when I have Ambien on board and forget the heck out of why I liked a person or can’t remember a conversation I have after 10 p.m. Am I normal or am I doomed?

Also I kind of envy those of you who get to take bonus Ambien though I do not miss that life. About ten years ago, before my kid, I reposed so hard I went to Texas. I don’t remember it, I just found my boarding pass later. What did I do? No idea. I know I didn’t get an STD and I’m pretty sure I did not sleep with anyone, and I have one picture of what I presume was Austin in my phone. So now I comfort myself in life with my singular dose a night, which is boring but ultimately the safest thing.

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u/UnfairCanary — 3 days ago
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Threw up… is my stomach empty for Ambien

Okay not to sound like a fiend but it just happened not that I threw up for the sole reason to take my Ambien I had crazy munchies earlier and ate too much, I still like to have a good 4 hour gap from when I last ate before I take Ambien. Does this mean it will hit me harder since my stomach emptied quicker? I was never good at science.

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u/Ioisgriffin — 4 days ago
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Ambijen toleranfe briektoo lonng

Sutmboing for evyione

(a note for longjer users 2 wrks no mkre

Tak a breik. I mewn to sae zolpidem not ambu3nbsorry

u/RiadRocky444 — 6 days ago
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it’s refill day for Dr. Walrus🤭

all for it to be gone in x amount of days. but no genuinely waiting for my monthly refill seems like i’m waiting yearssss

u/Otherwise-Tour-2454 — 7 days ago
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Serious; Zolpidem SHOULD be the boss of SSRIs (rather, its terminator)

Was sad about shit in my life. 2 pidems blew all that sadness, TOGETHER with anxiety.

Over time its Warlusses effects lose as tolerance rises, but its extreme blissful, euphoria , remains intact.

So that could seriously, tho sounding contradictory, take a reterograde depressive person out from bed rather than just make them sleepy.

Maybe , if zolpidem is a xanax equivalent, a kpin version (longer duration , slightly less hypnotic) that lasted 6hs could be a basis for an antidepressant, an strong one.

Psychs are obsessed by serotonin theories, however there is no person on earth claiming the pidems are both euphoric and anxyolitic , which is EXACTLY what you want for depression.

Id be like ketamine in a pill but with a different MOA

Doctors for fucks sake, investigate compoundss like these and research on experiments and patients reportss, not just theories and fear from the DEA

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u/pibardo_filoso — 6 days ago
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Took 30mg... And I put big pictures that I found of me and my dead mother hiking in the walls

One pic of me as a teen with a written legend over it that said -"Here I am. Enjoying this beautiful world thanks to you. One day you'd watch me achieve giant goals and you'd get enjoy watching me stumble and make mistakes, and learn. Thank you for making me"...

I dont see the dancing letters now but is my fav Ambienn moment ever ,beats the wildest hallucinations I had when I was a newboe

She wouldnt be proud right now lol but I am a high achiever IRL so somewhere in the Universe she would be proud of me as a whole... and be a bit curious sbout 'what the heck the Warlus is son wtf?"

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u/pibardo_filoso — 6 days ago
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Wish me luck w da walrus

So excited it’s been well over 2 years since I’ve had ambrosia (after taking her for 3-4 years) and doc got me 10 mg my usual dosage from before!!! So now that my tolerance is super low, I’m gonna take 5 mg and then see where I’m at (empty stomach ofc I’m not a noob)

Pic not related

u/throwaway-14172128 — 8 days ago
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Guys... it happened! It can actually happen. 20mg script

My doc is a boss... Not like any boss... Legit Dr Warlus boss

He said -"ok Im going to switch your meds regime"

I was expecting the worst. Mitrazepine and its morning crashes? Hydroxone with the nasty anticholinergic effects? Worst of all (I would have rejected it plainly) , an antipsych,, brain melting antipsych?

Got the script. Readed once. Twice. A third time almost asking the pharmacist if it was a typo (of course I wouldnt ask that)

20mg legit prescription. Like real legit. Like I can walk in front and wave it all over a DEA agent's face and they couldnt said a word.

I still will behave, self control and stash.

But anyways. What a legend!

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u/pibardo_filoso — 9 days ago
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rambien

hello i kin the hat man and am sober what does this mean

am i braindead chat

im braindead

and i got lobotomized cuz im intersex.

and i talk like maya and tatsu

and im realaru on tumblr

and i am not lyin chat humans are real

theres ambien in the water cuz all of u is taking that religiously and its a closed practice

and realistically im native american and some people arent

ash coma theroy real im gojo im kikyo im alluka im nanika im SCHIZOPHRENIC AND BLIND AND I HAVE PCOS algorithm algorithm ai ai ai algo aooglakngoiwekntmlndwsksdnfodsknfnsdonfdf

and realistically what im doing right now is irriational hatman logic

and full offense guys

stay away from that its just a poem on discord burned into your retinas

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u/FormalDesperate8760 — 9 days ago
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does expired zolpidem work in your experience?

is it less strong? or is there like a certain mark where it ACTUALLY stops working (example: its ok up to one year but after one year of expiration it has nearly no effect)

thank you

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u/bunisasleep — 6 days ago