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Peak abridged idea: make one “anime” entirely out of scenes from different trash isekai

MC gets isekai’d in episode 1 and immediately loses his glasses.

From that point onward he’s basically blind, which is perfect because now we have an excuse for why:

his face changes every 30 seconds

his elf companion keeps changing hair colour

the guild receptionist is a completely different woman every episode

the blonde pos noble is a different pretentious asshole everytime

the magic system changes from skills to mana to blessings to some other bullshit

the entire art style and studio changes mid-scene

Give him some stupid passive skill like Everchanging Countenance so every generic black-haired socially-awkward but secretly super competent isekai MC can canonically be the same guy.

Then just keep escalating it.

He gets isekai’d again halfway through.

Then reincarnated.

Then summoned.

Then somehow gets sent back to Earth for 4 minutes, gets hit by Truck-kun AGAIN, and lands in what is clearly the exact same fantasy world except everyone insists it’s a different one.

He joins the Hero’s Party.

Gets banished.

Joins another Hero’s Party.

Gets banished again.

Just keep the bs rolling nonstop

Every villain is obviously from a different anime but he assumes it’s the same Demon King because, again, he cannot fucking see.

Meanwhile his only actual goal for the entire series is finding his glasses.

But everyone misunderstands and thinks “The Spectacles” are some ancient divine artifact capable of defeating the Demon King, so now there's gonna be wars, cults, academies, tournaments, S-rank promotions and royal engagements happening over one guy’s missing prescription lenses.

The important part is to play most of it completely straight, like dead ass.

I think you could legitimately stitch together 40 completely unrelated anime and the plot would still somehow make sense because they are all the same fucking show.

Final episode:

Reveal his true form to be kirito, the poster child of generic black haired MCs or something other bs like that.

Anyway there's no shortage of material for this idea, hell the industry is making more material for this as we speak, and will continue to do so for another 3 decades considering how long it took mecha to die down after gundam

I would make this myself but I have neither the skills or the time, and honestly I'm shocked no one has already made it.

Thoughts?