r/annaklootssnark

I thought her entire life is a vacation.

Buckle up, snarkers, it’s almost time for some Mamma Mia cosplay with Banane. As if the French maid bandanas in Provence weren’t insufferable enough.

And she forgot a couple:
-People who make $$ off of others by distorting reality (lying) on social media think it brings happiness.
-The more you can monetize things like grief, medical procedures, and life’s curve balls, the happier you’ll be.
-The more you reject the self-awareness you could glean from others honest feedback, the longer you can live a fantasy life.
Keep on keeping on.

I wonder if it’s done on purpose. Elle exagère, je pense. And does she edit before posting? Floss?

What on earth will she do with all these swan tchotchkes when her marriage inevitably ends. Besides writing another terrible book,this one titled, “Finding My Own Flock; Surviving and Thriving Post Bird Boy.”

That is the question!

Her vinaigrette needs to be patented. I just learned how to make a French vinaigrette 🤣. Thank you, BAnnaNa. Oh! And BTW vinaigrette is French, so no need to say French vinaigrette.

And now, there are sweatshirts added to the retail herd of things to hawk.

I believe someone here mentioned shirts just last week.

Sugar baby needs a change of clothes. Where is the baby bag, Anna?

Anything to detain returning to her sweltering apartment.

So, they trained to Provence from Paris, then rented a car?

That’s every month sweetie, because you two don’t have jobs.

Anna is an IG “influencer” with 100’s of thousands of followers by pure chance.

Look who's picture I saw when I was flipping through a magazine today. Anna will be speaking at the Travel and Leisure World's Best Summit in October? Entrepreneur and Author? HOW do these grifters get these gigs???? UG. I just don't get it.

Can someone translate this ? Does she just type quickly for the sake of getting something on insta and not proofread . She makes so many errors it is embarrassing . You would think she could at least get the English right. The content of the story is so lame !

Just to show us she can’t spell?

Why does she keep stating she made it with no recipe like it’s some massive achievement. They are salads. Pasta salad and salad salad. Two things known to be thrown together with anything in your kitchen. But please, share in Substack instead of saying made a salad tonight with these things and list them.