r/arcaea

(this is meant to be a joke and is not an attack to lowiro)

Intro: Waking up in my familiar room, Opening up my phone. Playing around— till I accidentally tapped Arcaea. Little did I know— My day is about to be ruined.

Verse 1: Goofing around the song selection, Till I saw something in there! What was it? What is that? I couldn't believe it—

Is that Distorted Fate?!

I was ready to hop on it, Ready to get a score on it, But then, but then I realized— I'm on Memory Archive, am I?

Verse 2: Meh, I'm just about to complete the Beginner Missions! The last reward is a Memory Archive Ticket! Surely, and surely,

I could get it without a dime, Right?

I tested it and— Tells me the ticket is only valid for eligible songs... WHAT?! WHY?!

Pre-chorus: Why... Must my favorite songs get to be paid? It just doesn't make sense... I get it, it's a "freemium" experience, But oh my god—

Chorus: Fuck you, Arcaea! Why must I suffer?! Does it even matter when I can't get what I wanted?

Screw you, Arcaea! Explain your pricing system! Why the hell must I pay for such a simple thing?

My wallet's filing a restraining order, And I have no money to pay.

Must I pay to play?

Verse 3: Oh well, at least the base game is free! Gonna grind a little bit! So close, yet so far— Oh c'mon! ONLY ONE LOST???

One Lost away from a Full Recall... One Far away— FROM. LOSING. MY. SANITY.

Don't know why, but I thought it was my skill issue, But yet— IT KEEPS REPEATING.

Pre-chorus: Ah... Something that it's just me... Or goes the game hate me? God, why must I play all over again?

Chorus: Fuck you, Arcaea! Why is my thumbs suffering?! First you block my favorite song, and now you break my combo?!

Screw you, Arcaea! Explain your hitbox system! Why the hell must I miss when yet I swore I tapped the line?!

My thumbs are filing for retirement, My Potential's dropping away...

Must I pay to play... Just to suffer anyway?!

Verse 4: Ah... Looked at my Potential score— Went from 10 point zero... ...Straight to 9 point 8...

Is the game is literally insulting me? Deciding my overall fate? ...I don't know... ...but yet, and yet, it seems like it—

Pre-chorus: Fuck you, Arcaea! Is this what you want? Is this what my fate with you is?

Spill the tea, Arcaea! I know you're insulting me! Don't tell me lies, I don't care—

Chorus: Fuck you, Arcaea!— That's it, I'M SWITCHING TO PHIGROS!!! I know what you're DOING! You're making me miss on purpose!

Don't lie, ARCAEA!!! I KNOW WHAT YOU'LL DO NEXT!!! So just admit it!!!

I know everything now, I know what you'll DO NEXT!

I'm not one of your victims anymore!

Bridge: (Don't lie!) I used to think it's my phone!

(I know now!) I don't care if it's a "freemium" experience anymore!

So you know what? I'M GONNA UNINSTALL YOU!

Outro: ... Maybe, just maybe, ...Just one more round?