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There are few male in this mortal realm that able to grow a full beard with tall height and good looking phenotype. If you was born as one of many tall big handsome bearded alpha men, you should know that you are one of rarest gifted male specimen in the universe .

If you are born in population with high ratio of high iQ high DHT male demographic who able to grow full beard such as Charedi Chasidic Haredi Hasidic Ashkenazi Orthodox Hebrew or Arab royal tribe or noble lineage of Kartvelian warrior mountain tribe in Georgia state or Viking bloodline. It is understandable that you did not realize this truthful reality that the percentage of male demography who are intelligent, smart, able to grow full beard, tall big handsome bearded men with attractive phenotype, is extremely rare .

In different culture around the world, the most popular lifetime career path for high iq high DHT alpha male chad who are also tall big handsome bearded males are Military Officer, Priest Bishop Cardinal Church Patriarch or Rabbi Rebbe Rav aka the Hebrew Kosher term of career life path for Tzadik lifestyle of Tzadikim , the Righteous Alpha Male .

In modern world, you rarely able to see any Military Officers wear full beard in active duty with few exception in Elite military unit of Special Forces such as Navy Seal Green Beret Delta Force due to modern law restriction that required bearded military personnel to be clean shaven all time and in uniform . Majority of Bearded military personnel started to wear full beard after their military career end , so you able to see many Retired Bearded Veteran with full beard who participate in civilian life after post military career .

If you study American history and mythology and ancient history around the globe, majority of greatest warrior, powerful military warlord, ambitious emperor, great king, heroic national hero were tall big handsome bearded alpha males with high iq high DHT high Dihydrotestosterone .

Plus, in East Asian history and many historical Eastern Asian artwork depict their Ancient Gods aka Ancient Deity and Ancient Heroes with majestic beard such as Shangdi Guan Yu Cao Cao 上帝關羽曹操 .

More than that, in Ancient Mesopotamian civilization of Levant Levantine Semitic Semite West Asian Mesopotamia which is one many early Cradle of Civilization, ancient folks depict their Supreme Ruler and their Ancient Civilization Founders with Epic Beard .

After reading this, you will realize the undeniable reality that numerous Ancient Civilisation Founders are tall big handsome bearded alpha men chad ; and if your brother your sibling your grandpa your grandfather your grandad your uncle able to grow a big full beard, that mean they are lucky individual who received rare ancient genes from Ancient Civilization Founders or ancient noble royal bloodline including greatest warrior and ambitious conqueror or ancient wise sage of sacred holy high priest lineage of Cohen Cohan Kohen Kohan who are descendants of Abraham Daddy Bear Many Alpha Male !

If you are tall big handsome bearded alpha male chad, at least you should strive for glory and greatness so all your time, effort, merit, achievement, beneficial contribution to society is totally worth it for your blessed and gifted physique as a tall big handsome bearded chad alpha male high DHT .

In modern world, solid career choice for High iQ high DHT Chad Alpha Male are Military Officer or the Universal Daddy Figure such as Priest Bishop Cardinal Church Patriarch and Rabbi Rebbe Rav. You don't have to follow those high prestigious career because not many bearded males able to have great endurance to join military nor academic gifted to become religious leaders .

For economic pragmatical choice, you are better to get any job that allow you to have many children and many kids as many as possible include jobs that allowed you to travel to different countries and different nations in order to spread your gifted ancient seeds around the world so you able to have many kids many children as many as you could without the headache in a trapped marriage with nagging wife .

Furthermore, if one of your out of wedlock sons become famous and successful in future, then you should be proud of spreading your Chosen seeds blessed and gifted by God because you able to increase the population of high iq high dht alpha males who improve society positively and being beneficial of humanity.

If you are reading this and you are a tall big handsome bearded dude who also in a good relationship with wives and waifu who worship you like a God, bear for your many children; and she is not smoke nor drink neither using drug to cope with stress or mental ill, then you are very lucky to have a loyal waifu and loyal wives worshiping you like a God .

If you have the keen observation with good noticing skill then you able to understand this undoubtedly reality that any nation country with the majority of high iq high dht male demographic also have highest capacity of building High Trust Society with higher potential for STEM innovation and high ability of self sufficient economy Autarky as long as most high dht high iq males are properly educated.

After reading those facts, you should able to realize that many Ancient Superpower empires and modern super power countries were build and maintain by high iq high dht alpha men.

Did you know that a lot employee and many worker prefer their manager, supervisor and their leader to be social likable, high charismatic with tall big handsome bearded appearance so If you are a tall big handsome bearded guy, you must try to practice your speech skill and improve your charisma in order to become a more successful alpha male in leadership role, authority position, and business world.