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tell me your craziest theories that you can't talk to others about

i have a theory, i think time is going faster because one of the projects that the scientists were making, failed, and to keep us from knowing, they caused the pandemic "COVID-19" 2020. I mean we were all inside, we couldn't know anything about the outside world at that time, it was an easy distraction from what was really going on, this is just a theory please if you have any opinion you want to share, write it down, i assure y'all im reading ALL OF THEM

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u/Worth-Pianist7490 — 18 hours ago

So this account claims she was trafficked programmed and killed people and a bunch of honesty insane sounding stuff over almost goofy looking tiktoks and alot of comments collaborate the stories does this shit really happen?

The way they talk about it just feels pretty weird for people who have supposedly been chased down by coyotes fearing for their lived as children tho also if they really did experience that you cant blame them for not processing it well it all sounds pretty insane tho i hardly trust anything on tiktok but like multiple people collaborating the same thing for some reason? Whats the point in larping as a abuse survivor but then again this is the internet

u/diamond076 — 2 days ago

What is suppose to be comedy is really conditioning you for normalization of people coming door to door harassing you

With a lot of videos showing you authority figures coming to your home after things you say online (both sides of the isle) What are your thoughts on this? The impending police state? Light heatered think before post video? Normalize of people coming to your door about posts? No more free speech?

u/Elegant_Rock_4686 — 2 days ago

My dog knows how to speak but is just physical incapable of speaking

She's (Dachshund-Chihuahua, F13) always trying to speak but shes only capable of whimpering and screaming really loudly. She's very clearly trying to move how mouth the way we move our lips, but she simply cannot move her dog lips and toung with as much precision as human lips. I can tell it pains her so that she still can't get through to us.

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u/gruggiwuggi5 — 2 days ago

If entertainers literally sell their souls then why do they achieve different levels of success?

Let me set it straight I do believe that actors, artists and other entertainers are forced to do things they wouldn't agree on, as evidenced by the Epstein stuff earlier this year.

However what I don't understand about the literal interpretation of selling your soul is if all entertainers signed a pact with a literal Supernatural figure, then why isn't their success on the same level?

Let's make an example of Michael Jackson. He has the best selling album of all time with thriller selling 70 million copies. If he signed a demonic pact with Satan or a demon to achieve that then why have other artists not achieved the same?

What demon did Michael jackson negotiate with to have thriller as best selling album that elvis presley, the Beatles, Madonna, Beyonce and any other entertainer couldn't access?

What demon/Satan allowed Michael jackson to be the most famous person ever such that powerful people such as jeff bezos, elon musk cannot replicate or access?

If Michael jackson death occurred because the demonic contract is over, then why are some artists still alive? Look at Paul McCartney pushing 90 and is a billionaire.

This literal interpretation of selling your soul seems to have many holes in it.

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u/Serious_Help_3749 — 2 days ago

Does anyone remember Asteroid DA14?

It came super close to earth in 2013. I remember it was a pretty big story and I SWEAR they were saying that it was going to come back, possibly even closer to earth. I even set a Google alert for DA14 so I could stay in the loop (I still have the alert) but nothings really come up. But I was concerned enough to create the alert and I specifically remember thinking to myself “oh man, it looks like it’ll be back when I’m 36. That’s too young to die”. So I’m guessing they said it would return in 2027?

Now, when I google DA14 there’s no information about this asteroid returning. Nada. Just the articles about it coming close in 2013. I’m turning 36 next year and I can’t stop thinking about it. I’m wondering if anyone else remembers this happening in 2013 and if they remember that it’s supposed to be returning, or if I just imagined it

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u/mlchelle — 3 days ago
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Countercivilian Surveillance Techniques

Have you ever noticed any of the following countercivilian surveillance techniques? You may have heard of a few of them: subsonics such as quiet voices around you or in your own home, direct-to-eye messaging, subtle flavors or poisons in food such as ones intended to hurt your teeth, or even dream control?

If you want to help promote awareness about these countercivilian techniques, consider supporting OpenConversation by donating or taking a poll on your awareness of these techniques: https://www.openconversationtruth.com/

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u/Expensive_Talk9320 — 3 days ago
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This is what Solar eclipse looks like from space. Credits: NASA

April 8, 2024, solar eclipse captured by the International Space Station as the moon darkened portions of Quebec and New Brunswick in Canada and Maine in the United States.

u/BeigeListed — 6 days ago

Anyone heard of this hitler theory?

I remember seeing a video that said hitler escaped and became a priest (or some type of religious figure). Lived as this person for a bit and when this said person died and a funeral was held. The funeral was that of royalty, like those for a king or a world leader. And the guest list and the people that attended this funeral was full of nazi/German soldiers. Does anyone remember hearing about this or anything similar? Or am I tripping?

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u/AbbreviationsKey2509 — 5 days ago

I think the IsThisAI subreddit is being used to learn about and improve faults in AI generated images

Title. AI images are getting really, really good. What better way to keep improving them than to train llms to fix the most commonly pointed out errors in a human volunteer run data aggregation source?

No proof, just a thought

It would be obvious to see hundreds of 'that text is garbled' comments and then take initiatibe to work on refining text in future gens of image generators

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u/anuthertw — 4 days ago

Climate Change is desired by the powers that be

The big companies, and as a result their subsidiaries, want climate change. It makes the climate unpredictable, and as a result it becomes more and more difficult to plan and schedule a garden to grow produce in.

Eventually only large climate controlled facilities are capable of growing food. This may also play in lab-grown meat.

The feed we give our livestock is stuff that is grown on farms. Eventually, once ecosystems collapse, the only source of food will be large industrial facilities (as it is already, sure. But currently you could still in theory get some cows and chickens and raise them on grassland by yourself, growing your own vegetables and fruits).

We are still somewhat capable of "opting out" of society by virtue of the fact that we can still, with the right knowledge and resources, provide for ourselves. It makes sense that "Big Business" wants to take that away from us.

If you want to live, you pay the Epstein-class for that privilege. And let's be honest, that's what they see "being alive" as. A privilege. Not a right.

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u/FinishBasic — 5 days ago

uk wildfires (COULD) be terrorism / war

in may 2026 the uk entered severe terrorism threat territory, weeks later the wild fires started, as we all know there was a national alert which for the last 3 years since it was introduced we were all given the impression that the main use of this alert would be to inform us of war/ terrorism. as many people have said, this could have just been a text or a news broadcast but considering that there are also up to 30 terrorist groups in the uk with unknown whereabouts, maybe a national alert with a possible cryptic message was the only way to make contact to the groups responsible, i’ve seen some people already decoding the message but for other theory purposes but i think this is a plausible scenario and if anyone else has any thoughts to add please feel free.

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u/Dependent-Regular884 — 5 days ago

Anyone else super excited for all the future AI conspiracy theories?

We don’t have any really good ones yet but I know we’ll think of some and they’re likely to dominate conspiracy theory lore for the remainder of our lives. I can’t wait to see what they are!

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u/LawrenceSellers — 4 days ago

Global Systems, Biotechnology, and the Emergence of AI "Theory".

This is solely a theory....

The events of 2020 marked a undeniable turning point in modern history, serving as a catalyst that exposed the deep convergence between global governance, medical intervention, and human autonomy. What was presented to the public as a health crisis revealed itself to be a large-scale trial in compliance, showing how rapidly societies can be nudged into accepting centralized mandates under the banner of safety and trust in authority. From global initiatives like Agenda 2030 to the rapid shifts in public health policies, these synchronized efforts show a long-calculated infrastructure being laid in real-time, nudging humanity toward a unified global apparatus.

A core component of this evolving framework is the rapid integration of biotechnology and artificial intelligence. Emerging AI infrastructures; such as advanced neural models and centralized data networks; possess the unique capability to monitor, process, and regulate human behavior at a scale never before possible in human history. In a prophetic context, AI could serve as the digital backbone or "brain" of the beast system. It provides the technological capability to enforce economic participation, manage biometrics, track individual compliance, and synthesize global information into a single, controllable feed, echoing biblical warnings of a system where no one can buy or sell without alignment.

Furthermore, the simultaneous push toward genetic manipulation, climate management initiatives, and advanced AI signals a broader attempt to redefine human biology and governance on transhumanism. As unseen (alleged) health consequences, sudden illnesses, vaccines as timed lethal mechanisms ( ticking bombs) programmed causes of death, medical interventions as intentional, timed lethal mechanisms or synchronized causes of death and systemic shifts continue to manifest quietly over time, it becomes increasingly vital to examine these patterns not as isolated anomalies, but as interconnected steps toward a larger end-times prophecy. "The goal" of this "discussion" is to encourage spiritual alertness, foster deep discernment, and examine how we can maintain our autonomy, health, and peace of mind while navigating an increasingly engineered world.

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u/Proof_Caregiver_4234 — 5 days ago

Chirs Benoit

After I dug a bit about the whole Chris Benoit situation I started to doubt he actually committed the murders.

The police reports don't go in depth and have holes, the method used for killing both victims was too perfectionist for a person whose brain was basically mush at that point, the whole wikipedia situation, the fact that Chris hung himself using a setup that would require basically 2 people to pull off, also he was extra paranoid a couple weeks before the murders...

If we keep this in mind and look at WWE's owner at the time aka Vince, who is someone that has an history of bribery, traficking and just in general being a weird person we can start to see the full picture, and I'm surprised no one actually thought about this yet.

My theory is that Vince paid for a hit on Chris, Nancy and Daniel not because Benoit knew something but because he was a ticking time bomb, the guy had a heart 3 times larger then normal because of steroids, his brain was fucked beyond repair and according to the autopsy of Benoit's body he would only have lived 6 more months (if I'm not wrong).

Vince knew all of this most likely and didn't wanna face another scandal regarding steroid usage or bad wellness policies... If Benoit died from an heart attack or stroke WWE would be facing another huge scandal that could damage their reputation beyond repair and get ECW closed down for good and WWE would have never gone PG (how would they even attempt to go PG after another huge steroid/dopping controversy) which means WWE would have probably went out of business.

For these reasons I think the murders were carried out by hitmen... Nancy was targeted because of the connections she had and Daniel was also a victim because he could have been a witness if he was left alive.

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u/TattooTheEarth — 7 days ago
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First photo of Earth from outer space; taken by strapping a camera to a US captured German V-2 Rocket and hoping the film would survive the crash, October 24th 1946

u/BeigeListed — 11 days ago

Celebrities being unnaturally skinny to prepare us for famine

Maybe I’m reaching but we all know by now that celebrities are the pawns of the elite, used to push propaganda and certain trends to mold the minds of the young and unaware people. I seriously think, especially during this economy and food crisis that they are trying to normalize not having enough to eat. Thoughts?

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u/Queen_Nya — 9 days ago

Probably already exists. I present to you: Flat earth psyop theory

The Flat earth conspiracy theory is obviously fake. no way people genuinely believe in that. so my theory says that the flat earthers (or at least the original theorists causing resurgence of the theory) intentionally made that theory so all conspiracy theories gets grouped with flat earth.

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u/Curious-Homework7329 — 8 days ago