r/crystalbrunnerscammer

Do you happen to know if you have the video of Crusty on her birthday when she got that strawberry frosty delivered and threw out a bunch of racist slurs?

Y’all remember Crystal and Sparklett at the old apartment... having their little backyard grill-out/picnic?

Crystal sat down in one of the lawn chairs and apparently that chair decided they were now in a committed relationship. When she went to get up...that chair came with her.

Tomorrow when that wheelchair shows up...I have a feeling she’s going to have herself in that thing quicker than shit. If history repeats itself....she’ll somehow end up stuck in that one too.

History has a funny way of repeating itself sometimes....

Just a little public service announcement for anyone who misplaced their calendar... lost their calculator or is currently struggling with the concept of counting...

September 2nd is 20 days away.

That’s less than 3 weeks... folks. 🗓️

Which means there are two “possible” pay weeks between now and then.

Just wanted to help with the math. Wouldn’t want anyone to accidentally miss that little deadline. 😏

Carry on. ⏰