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Brozikies, if the “Polycarbon Powder” shader ever comes back into rotation, I will delete this account. Banana papaya

Just kidding! Please bring it back, though. I really want it.

u/Lodi_Minion — 1 day ago
▲ 559 r/destinycirclejerk+2 crossposts

Lodi Minion does NOT support the surveillance state. Fuck these greedy CEO’s and corporations. Banana papaya

u/Lodi_Minion — 2 days ago
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Dear moderators, I forgive you for attempting to silence me. The ways of the banana and the papaya have taught me devotion, bravery, sacrifice, as well as forgiveness. I went ahead and further censored this individual’s name, per your request.

u/Lodi_Minion — 4 days ago
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I had a dream

I had a dream where a new Destiny 2 season was made called 'Season of the Reich'. Adolf Hitler (the real one) was revived as a Guardian by the Traveler. It would call into question the morality of the Light if it can revive evil people based on a few dogmatic ideas. Hitler would spend the course of the season relearning his past and amassing an army of Vex to take over the Last City. By the end of it, Hitler would have a new Nazi Vex faction, and we'd have to take him on in the new raid 'The Wolf's Lair'. The raid exotic is the pistol Hitler shot himself with.

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u/Best-Exam-3287 — 3 days ago
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‘Cause I need to watch the bananas shine, from a distance. Vicariously, I live while the papaya thrives. You all need it too, don’t lie.

u/Lodi_Minion — 3 days ago