r/exBohra

Message for all of you "ExBohras"

Tame aa je raasta ma chala cho, ama tamaru kai bhalu nei thai. Hajin time che. Istigfaar karilo. Wapas awi jao.

Aa yaad che ne tamne: "Bismillah Rahman Rahim"? Khuda Taala daatar che, saglu maaf karidese

Tamara janaab sathe waat karo ya toh mummy/papa sathe waat karo ya toh Moula ne arzi karo. Tamara sagla doubts clear thaijase.

Pacha awijaw Mumineen. Tamaru bhalu thai ena wastej kowchu.

u/Head-Manager-5781 — 2 days ago

Another sex bayaan

You can find the previous sex bayaan here: https://www.reddit.com/r/exBohra/comments/1nmejoj/these_waazs_keep_getting_weirder_and_weirder/

Our very kinky aamilsaheb has a fetish of bringing up sex everytime he does sabaqs or when he is invited to a shaadi ni darees. The last one that i've linked above is plenty weird. For this one, his core focus was everything you're supposed to inside the bedroom before you initiate coitus.

The couple whose shaadi ni darees it was had their nikaah in the jungle. Those of you that don't know, dearest SMS went on another africa tafreeh aka hunting trip immediately after he made insane bank from ziyafats in the UK and Europe.

In this hunting trip, these 2 kids were ordained by his holiness in the jungle. There were insane preps made for this wedding that had started even prior to Muharram. You can imagine this is not some favor that he would grant any ordinary person as such both groom and bride belong to extraordinarily wealthy families.

u/Low-Kangaroo-9628 — 3 days ago
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What happened to the alleged Lawsuit against this sub?

Well, the big date announced by the retard, which was August 16, has passed and I checked all documents for this date and August in general and no court filing has been done in India or the US against this sub. Now of course a good portion of you decided to call bullshit on the threat but some of us wanted to take no chances and keep an eye open just in case and well the fucking bumbling idiot chickened out I guess.

Now if he didn’t and is still trying for this then he is about to fight the most difficult legal uphill battle ever because let me tell you what he’s trying to do. He is trying to sue a group of anonymous users for defamation against an individual that is not filing this suit or is present or is being represented. The judge will buttfuck the guy for wasting his time like this and they will shove those documents where the sun don’t shine.

Next time some ballless retard makes a threat, let’s demand the actual case number (or CNR if it’s India), the exact court and jurisdiction, the filing date, the full names of the parties, the attorney’s name and bar details if any, and a copy of the complaint. If the little bitch can’t produce any of that verifiable shit, we can just ignore the pathetic attention whore and go about our day.

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u/Worldly-Coffee-6988 — 3 days ago

Any thoughts on this 😂

*_✨ Syedna Muffadal Saifuddin Aqa Tus na Mojiza Ni Zikr_*

_Aa Saal London Ashara na Baad Aqa Maula Tus Mumeneen na gharo ma Qadam vaste tashreef rakhta hata._

_Em Rasam che ke jena Ghare Qadam hoi ye Aqa Maula Tus ne Teeru (Bulava) vaste aave. Hawe Banu em ke Je Bija ghar ma Qadam hata waha si Teeru vaste koi nu bhi naam nohtu. To Sahebo Ye Aqa Maula Tus ma Araz kidu ke aa Misal koi nu bhi naam nathi hawe su kariye?"_

_Tivare Aqa Maula Tus ye Farmayu *"Koi London Na Watani hoi ehne Bulavi do"*_

_Sagla Sahebo aa Misal Dhundhva laaga itna ma Ek Bhai ne Puchu to woh Bhai ye kidu ke Me London Noj chu._

_*Woh bhai ne Aqa Maula Tus na Sathe Gaari Ma bethvanu Sharaf milu*_

_Woh Bhai Aqa Maula Tus ne Araz kari rahya hata itna ma Aqa Maula Tus ye woh bhai ne puchu *" Tame to wohj cho ne jeye humna Nazar Muqam Araz kida?"*_

_Woh bhaiye araz kidu ke *"Ha, Maula*._

_Aqa Maula Tus ye woh bhai ne Puchu ke "aapne Je ghar ma jai rahya che waha si tamaru ghar kitnu durr che? Ane Rasta maa aavse ne?"_

_Woh Bhaiye Sagli araz kidu. To Aqa Maula Tus ye woh Bhai ne Farmayu ke *"Ghar ma Sagla ne phone Kari ne Khbr kri do, Hume tamara Ghare aavi rahya che"*_

_Woh bhai Ghana Khush thaya ane te baad Araz kidu ke *"Meye Nazrul Muqam aaj Niyat si Man'aa hata ke aap Maula Tus na Mara ghare Qadam thai"*_

_Keva Shaan na Maula Tus che woh bhai na Araz kida vagr woh bhai ne aa Naemat Bakhshi Didu. Woh bhai ne khbr bhi Nohti ke Aa Misal si ehne Aachanak aa Naemat Milse._

_Aa Zikr si Wazeee thai che ke Nazrul Muqam Manva si Sagla Amal Kamyab thaij che_

_*Khuda Taa'la Aa Misal na Naemat aapnar Maula Syedna Aliqadar Muffadal Saifuddin Aqa Tus ni Umar Sharif ne Daraz ane Daraz Karjo*_
_*Ameen*_

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u/Mountain_Grape3589 — 3 days ago
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Bohra snowflakes having a meltdown over Independence Day post(Muffin-Modi kissi kissi) why should Muffin be beyond mockery? Is his support of a divisive, hateful, corrupt politician to be beyond reproach? Remember Shrimp Jesus? I did not see Christians having a meltdown….

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u/ReDoIt911 — 3 days ago
▲ 12 r/exBohra

One of our immediate family memes will be giving ziyafat -

I’m shocked to hear the news.
My cousins family has registered for a ziafat and is gonna pay extraordinary amounts of money for it.

I’m really concerned because 20 years back the family was struggling to make ends meet and now 60 lakhs of this.

Yes their business prospered and I am very happy for them overall, but not the ziafat part.

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u/TallClerk8234 — 5 days ago
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Independence Day Mubarak guys

Sagla Mumineen, Mukhliseen, Mushrikeen ane Hardcore Dushmano ne Dawat no Capital nu Independence Day ghanu ane ghanu mubarak thai.

Bas em dua kare aa rishto ek din barabar backfire thai. AMEEEEEEEEEN

u/Low-Kangaroo-9628 — 5 days ago
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Difference between zina for men and women

I recently attended a miqaat, and afterwards, I was sitting with a few of my friends in the masjid compound just having a good time.... Out of nowhere, this Aamil saheb came over and told us to come inside... My friends, being pretty religious, basically dragged me along to sit and listen to the sabak... the session was focused almost entirely on sex education, specifically targeting masturbation to start off... It began with the topic of janabat and ehtelam, where the janab went into full detail listing out various horrific "azaabs" for masturbation, which apparently depended on the different locations where the act was committed...But then he shifted the discussion to zina (adultery/fornication), and that's where things took a totally bizarre turn...He told the room that for a woman, simply looking at a man and imagining things is counted as zina, along with making some absurd claims about physical intimacy during periods... But when it came to men? He claimed that for a man, it only actually counts as zina if full penetration takes place...

I was sitting there completely dumbfounded, just thinking, "What the actual hell am I listening to?" The double standard was so outrageously misogynistic that I was ready to call him out and confront him right then and there... My friend caught on to my reaction and quickly stopped me before I could say anything. Honestly, I couldn't bear to sit through another second of that brainwashing and hypocrisy... So, the moment he paused his speech to answer an incoming phone call, I stood straight up and walked right out in front of his face. The whole experience left such a bad taste in my mouth, and it's crazy to me that people are sitting in these spaces listening to this kind of logic without batting an eye.

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u/Adventurous_Two_6857 — 7 days ago
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This is not stopping!!!

How come there are so many moziza back to back.

u/FunLazy9172 — 6 days ago

Need a house

Hey all. Im a boy from Pakistan. Im looking to find a house for rent in karachi. Id prefer it to be in shabbirabad, pechs or saddar. The house should be available for bachelors and shouldnt have more than 2 rooms.

If anyones got any lead, plz hmu

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u/imjustbored7777 — 5 days ago

Any ex/Bohri Ravers?

I have been into raving recently and it got me thinking if there are more bohris who are into this?

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u/abu2210 — 7 days ago

Just a fun idea😭

We should literally print QR codes of this page and stick them outside masjids and in Bohra populated areas just to piss them off 😭🤣

And imagine somehow we make this page get enough attention that amils and muffin start knowing about it😭

Imagine one day waaz starts and suddenly he says:

Ghana dawat na dushmano che Reddit par…par bethi ne dawat ni dushmani kare

" Ghana loko Reddit par betha betha dawat ni Vaato kare chhe…

MAZAAK udaaawe che mumineen.......aaaaaaaaasaaah

Aa loko ni vaato ma na avjo mumineen, dimaag na vaparjo..

Qr scan kari lo to su su thai jai, khuda ni laanat reddit Ane redditors par..."

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u/Loud_Pie_9521 — 7 days ago
▲ 13 r/exBohra

What do you think about the Surat cultfest about to start ?!

Year on year, the Surat fest seems to be drawing more and more numbers.

Mohurram, all the infinite urus vais, 16 darees, tohabbat or whatever it's called, and now this of 7-10 days again. Do bohras have so much time, or the women on the community have just left any sense of work and become completely brainwashed !

I have heard women with even small kids are going in troughs, there is an arrangement of a play school sought of thing where u can keep your kids and be free to attend the sabak and other followup activities.

Sabak classes, the whole deal starting from ~7.30 am going on till lunch. Then again guest lectures on duniya along with calling out how it can be done in a way deen permits !

Want to hear your views !

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u/Ninja_mermaidxoxo — 6 days ago