r/fartology

Frankie Lapenna

I made a small Android app called FartsApp that plays random fart sounds in the background.

The idea is basically unpredictability and anticipation — you choose the maximum number of farts per hour, press Start, and then you never know exactly when your phone is going to do it.

It:

• works while the phone is locked
• doesn’t interrupt active audio like YouTube, music, games, or calls
• waits and plays later if the phone is busy
• avoids repeating sounds until the available list has played through
• works offline

The free version includes 5 sounds. There’s also a one-time Premium unlock for 100+ sounds and higher fart-per-hour settings.

Google Play:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.fartsapp.app

It started as a stupid idea, but I ended up spending way more time on the background behavior and timing than I expected 😄

I’d be interested to hear if anything feels confusing or behaves strangely on different Android phones.

From r/NorthCarolina by u/ziska220

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Source unknown but this is how it really is

https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/26601027.blackburn-reform-councillor-accused-farting-rival/