
r/fourthworldproblems

What big loud bird??
Yoog (me Yoog) hear loud roar like Tiger from above. Yoog scared. Evolve man technolog??
Boko (me Boko) put hole in big mammoth tooth. Big mammoth tooth make nice sound. What do?
Eev (me Eev) eat apple
Apple good. Eev share with mate Adumm.
The Erfoud Manuport is a rock which about 300,000 years ago some caveman carried around with him, the first recorded dick joke?
Neighbor give hamham evoleman food. Neighbor say he wait for grandkids but grand kid no show.we talk over wild grass and he say talk to son and son say grandkid no show cuz daughter in law don't like Grandpa and grandma. We eat all evolveman food together. We hug then he go.good guy bad bride
ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
ROOOOOOAAAAAAR *snort* *growl* RARRRRGH *hiss* *chomp* ROOAR RAAAWR AARRGGHHH ROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Gronk find sand T. Grok much like it, but think it need decorate. What tribe think of skull?
Grok think put 3 skull on top, look cool.
Ooh (me Ooh) sleep during snow storm. When Ooh wake up, Ooh in weird place. Look like evolved-man territory.
Imagine sitting around a campfire 1,000 years ago listening to this being played
What you name mean?
Klig (me Klig) hear name (name sound you call thing) have meaning. Tribe shaman say Klug (Klug sister of Klig) mean smart, but shaman no say what Klig mean. Klig (me Klig) think Klig mean strong!
What you name mean?
Three male chimps displaying an interesting social group hug.
OOG ASKS, FAVORITE KIND OF MONSTER LIZARD (DINOSAUR)
OOG (ME OOG) SENDS QUESTION TO OTHER CAVE PEOPLE USING MAGIC ADVICE ROCK. OOG CAPS LOCK STILL BROKEN BTW.
OOG ASK WHAT IS OTHER CAVE PERSON'S FAVORITE GIANT MONSTER LIZARD.
OOG HAS BEEN TOLD GIANT MONSTER LIZARD HAS ABBREVIATED NAME OF "DINOSAUR" FROM LANGUAGE OF "LATIN" BUT OOG TRIBE ELDERS WARN OOG TO NO USE THAT TERM BECAUSE IT'S "EVOLVED POSTING". IN OOG OPINION OOG CONSIDERS WORD "POSTING" TO ALSO SOUND EVOLVED BUT OOG DIGRESS.
OOG FAVORITE GIANT MONSTER LIZARD IS MONSTER LIZARD WITH SPIKES ON BACK AND ALSO SPIKES ON TAIL. IT DOESN'T EAT MEAT IT EATS LEAFS. IF OOG IS ALLOWED TO USE EVOLVED "LATIN" WORDS OOG FAVORITE "DINOSAUR" IS "STEGO-SAURUS".
OOG LIKE THAT ONE SINCE OOG WAS BUT CAVE CHILD.
Me (Anhg) found weird metal
Anhg (me) found hole back to home after big metal cave place and me found weird metal near cave with touchy thing
It small thin and it makes weird sound and show odd thing in it
What should ahng do with it? Ahng consider throw it at mammoth
Gonk (me Gonk) going melt
Why world so hot? Gonk about melt!! Other member of tribe also almost melt?
Mic (me Mic) want to know who is Grok
Mic (me Mic) hear of this Grok. Grok know all answer. Mic (he Mic) also hear bad things about Grok. Grok say bad things. Grok do bad things. Mic (me Mic) want to know more. Grok from tribe? Grok from other tribe?