r/fourthworldproblems

evolve man and evolve woman attack me! me cook food, me hear predator in bush, predator was evolve man! need help! evolve man had machete, do me bad, me with hand axe fight off, then evolve man return with gun, me in agony! me use leaves, but infection! me tribe too far! me wander too far! me tribe find me corpse if me die! me no want this end! me no want this end! make immortal me!