r/garysbreakfast

Evil Gary is a jerk, not a patriot. Don’t be like Evil Gary. Don’t set off fireworks in your neighborhood after midnight!

u/Zakrius — 1 day ago

A heartfelt message from the top of the Empire State Building

🚨 BREAKING: A couple climbed to the top of the Empire State Building today to celebrate their engagement.

As the banner unfurled, onlookers were stunned to see it simply read:

THANK YOU GARY.

u/No-Butterfly-3422 — 4 days ago