r/girlsarentreal

Existential question

So if I'm a bigender male and female, does that make me a cyborg or does that mean that I am a mythical creature? I mean I identify as male and female so does that mean that I am partially government Android?

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u/thisisnotausername50 — 17 hours ago

My female friend (robo/alien/IDK) said this to me yesterday.

How can someone say, "I'm pretty fine," when they clearly aren't? This simply cannot be normal human behavior.

u/AfterThatIncident — 3 days ago

Hello folk. I am the pigeon emperor.

I used to command all pigeons of the universe, but ever since my residence on earth, I now oversee all the aviary species residing on this planet.

It is with great pleasure that I announce, we are very much real. Yes, we are intergalactic beings and your fate lies in our hands and we occasionally work for the government for causing chaos but that's besides the point.

Now, GIRLS on the other hand, are most likely unreal idk. Just wanted to say proud that this sub has more users than r/BirdsArentReal , keep it up fellas.

(mods were asking for an original post so here ya go)

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u/ElectronicField3785 — 5 days ago

Why are these Clankers so squishy?

I accidentally made contact with one yesterday, and they felt squishy as ever. Are they cyborgs perchance? Male flesh put onto robotic parts? The other day one of them was bleeding like tf? Is this a new update to tech?

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u/GeorgeInpact — 4 days ago