r/greentext

>anon bought a Ferrari

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>anon bought a Ferrari

u/-flexflexflex — 8 hours ago

▲ 981 r/greentext

Anon Master of Romance

u/CandyNecrosis — 7 hours ago

▲ 262 r/greentext

tell ladies, I make a six figure salary

u/Specialist-Cell4342 — 6 hours ago

▲ 142 r/greentext

Main character has a stupid name

u/ZealousidealHost4170 — 6 hours ago

▲ 972 r/greentext

Anon became the temporary girlfriend of his friend

u/FantasticWeirdPerson — 16 hours ago

🔥 Hot ▲ 8.6k r/greentext

>Anon gets scared

u/-flexflexflex — 1 day ago

▲ 2.5k r/greentext

Aon watches Jacques Pepin

u/crimsonfukr457 — 1 day ago

▲ 499 r/greentext

Anon works at Chuck E Cheese

u/bitchnibba47 — 20 hours ago

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Anon had a weird dream last night

u/CaysonNorthbrook — 1 day ago

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>anon crashes car

u/-flexflexflex — 1 day ago

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>Anon has a dry spell

u/-flexflexflex — 1 day ago

▲ 32 r/greentext

Anon discovers the final solution for eradicating pedos

u/pm_me_feet_pics_plz3 — 22 hours ago

▲ 231 r/greentext

Anon please help me I'm stuck

u/Lost_Ticket_7289 — 24 hours ago

▲ 360 r/greentext

Anon hates sand, it's coarse and gets everywhere

u/LemonFlavoredMelon — 1 day ago

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Anon works out....

u/EfficiencySalt5116 — 1 day ago

🔥 Hot ▲ 5.0k r/greentext+1 crossposts

Keyboard Warrior

u/noob_bitch — 2 days ago

▲ 3.6k r/greentext+1 crossposts

Face the Music

u/noob_bitch — 2 days ago

▲ 4.3k r/greentext

Tonight on Bottom Gear

u/bitchnibba47 — 2 days ago

▲ 502 r/greentext

Hypocrisy...

u/Meteorstar101 — 1 day ago

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Anon scares a fake outcast

u/bartholomewjohnson — 2 days ago