It's getting real everyone. And by real I mean that we're getting close to picking our fake favorite subreddit team for the 2026 season.
Anyways here we go, the final four kicks off with Jacksonville and Minnesota.
Vote by upvoting my comment of the team's name.
Without looking it up, what would you guess the combined annual salary is of all 32 current NFL punters?
According to Google, anyhow.
I was off by 20 million.
Lol, that Redken sure can change a man's appearance.
Well the Saints ran away with another one, and Ellen Moore lives to see another day. This is the final four, along with a comparison of the final four last year. Seems like we have a lot of folks from the Charlotte metro area in this sub, or maybe the Panthers are really that fun! IDK!
Anyways, enjoy this for now, the final four starts tomorrow...
The Panthers overcame an early deficit to claw their way into the final four, guaranteeing us two NFC South teams in the next round, and at least one in the championship...crazy.
Onto the bitter divisional matchup of Saints/Bucs, vote by upvoting my comment. (Yes I will remember today)
We started our league last year, currently looking for 2 more members to make a 10 team league. No buy in. It’s on Sleeper. We’re drafting Monday 31st August at 7.30pm BST. Heed the call!
Wanted nothing more than the ball hasn’t hit the ground discussion, he replied “oh this is a old jersey my brother was throwing out, I just like the number 7”
(This is a Dan Hanzus shout-out)
Some of my favorite moments of Heed are when Dan mentions anything related to I Think You Should Leave.
Given "The New Old Blue Eyes" extensive experience in Power Ranking things, I sure wouldn't mind hearing his/their Top 10 ITYSL sketches.
Or am I alone in HTC and ITYSL being two of my favorite all-time sources of entertainment?
I’m glad the heroes touched on this during the last podcast. Is anybody else starting to lose their love of football in light of everything that’s happened with NFL Media? I’m so fucking tired of corporate greed and the ceaseless drive to appease stockholders and hit record profits at the cost of massive layoffs or AI outsourcing. I love the show and support the guys via Patreon. I thought Conor’s comments awhile back about directly supporting media/content creators you enjoy were spot on. But man, I’ve lost my appetite for consuming professional football. To me, it’s becoming another symbol of a massive problem in this country.
Dan Hanzus, Marc Sessler & Conor Orr are back to relay everything that actually mattered and everything that did not from the NFL Preseason Week 1 action! It’s A Thinking Man’s Guide to NFL Preseason, Part I.
Despite u/Memeteammarine 's best efforts to circumvent the rules, the Vikings advanced with a score of 56-30 over the Giants at the time of this writing.
Now we get our first cat fight, Cincy vs. Carolina. Vote by upvoting my comment of the team name.
Coming from a similar background as Dan, these are what I consider *Tiffany* franchises entirely by vibe, with no significance in order :
-Giants
-49ers
-Packers
-Chiefs
-Cowboys
-Steelers
Yes it is very NFC heavy by virtue of history (could arguably include every NFC North team, and Washington before they lost their identity).
Thoughts? Any other AFC team to make the cut? Surprised never been an off-season seg on this.
Kicker club is back! Kickers only! There will be eight teams, two kickers starting, and one bench spot. There are 7 open spots across 3 leagues.
Join here: http://sleeper.com/i/zE9V1WPDWaNWB http://sleeper.com/i/QBM82gRlexXN3 http://sleeper.com/i/V98bEZoekLomk
It appears he is close to being cut. Dan’s bet of a year or so ago is drifting away
Dan and Marc may know this already, but in case they don’t, I just wanted to throw this out here. Many of their old NFL.com articles can be accessed via the Wayback Machine. Obviously it depends if the articles were ever archived in the past, but many of their previous articles are available to be read online still. I personally prefer using Archive.ph to search for articles by keyword.