r/jefffuckingdies

Jeffrey your greed sickens me

I'm convinced the people who main him look like actual whales irl that's why they can relate to this fake animal shaped like a delicacy in a Japanese restaurant.

Like, when did furries get so comfortable in public? Jeff is genuinely cuteslop corporate bait to get us to buy things can we think with our heads and stop pretending to be babies. There is no other reason he should have so many skins.

Y'all should pick your marbles off the floor because you're losing them.

I don't even understand why his pickrate is so high??? I've never met a good Jeff he is always a sign of elo loss. They stay in the back healbotting in a straight line at nothing instead of moving around for advantages.

Then when they ult they swallow you while your ult goes off or they cost you the point.

Mama said KNOCK YOU OUT!!

2 deaths in under 10 seconds big oof.

The Jeff solo ulted me earlier in the match.

This caught me so off guard. The game literally just started and I barely ever even got the chance to select Cyclops to try him out. I was not expecting my very first shot of the game to be an instant KO lmfao. And his little immediate bye-bye killed me because I only saw him for a split-second.

Me: "oh look a Je-"

Jeff: "bye-bye"