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I just realised that Kylie Jenner fell for the Iconic Manon Brows agenda

The first pic is from her most recent post with her straight "Manon brows" and the second pic shows her "original" more curved brows

u/InitiativeHot6358 — 1 day ago
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They are eliminating by segment again

Visual - Manon & Yoon Chae

Vocal - Sophia & Lara

Dance - Megan & Dani

Missy’s goal is : One from each segment had to go then she will combine them with saint satine

Missy was never happy with Lexie leaving the first time she planned this from the start

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u/S0ulSlayerz — 1 day ago
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Sophia KNEW something was up with D4vd 💔

They all KNEW something was off with him…. Yoonchae would’ve been next if it wasn’t for Sophia 💔💔 (Link)

Uj/ Genuine condolences to Celeste and her family, hopefully this jerk is not taken as taking her death lightly. Sophia being insinuated to have “stopped D4dv” from doing anything is the craziest thing I’ve seen today though.

u/OkNegotiation8027 — 2 days ago
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urgent!! ⚠️⚠️⚠️

megan skiendelani just admitted to being sick of shaking her bum bum on stage!! taking a break because her muscles are giving out!!

u/FickleContribution87 — 2 days ago
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Something hit me just now

The reason why they kicked Manon and Sophia is because there isn’t enough animal print for 6 people!!! So they just used them to get them here to wear animal print. Now if that doesn’t seem like manipulation and animal abuse I don’t know what is. First they secluded both girls now they’re abusing animals. No wonder they had to switch to “using hotti fruiti” because we all know the actual significance of that song.

u/iiLuiz_Clxdz — 3 days ago
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guys we seriously need to stop.

guys look, katseye is STRUGGLING. Can't you tell they are small indie artists just trynna make it big? You've heard their new song tootie frootie hoooters and juicers, they can't afford the $20 smoothies in LA.

we need to step as eyekons and support our girls! we need to make sure they get their smoothies and mochi drenched in chocolate!

I have started a DFM (dont fund me), all funds are going towards manons legal fees and the rest of the girls smoothies.

also myself, im #unemployedz, I refuse to work for menz and cant find a job in the LGTV community.

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u/EmoGayRat — 3 days ago
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PROOF MANON IS COMING BACK.

Okay guys, I just got done watching Wild, and I have some solid proof Manon is coming back. There's five songs on Wild's original track (Pinky Up, Animal, Hootie Frutti, Bel Air, and That Way) BUT there's a sixth song that's exclusive (Unloveu). How many girls are in Katseye including Manon? SIX. The reason Unloveu is an exclusive track is obviously because they're subtly hinting at Manon's return. Plus, you know who has been mentioning Manon a lot recently? LARA RAJ. Who was Unloveu written by? LARA. RAJ. It all makes sense now!!!!

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u/Ok_Fan_7920 — 4 days ago
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Manon and Sophia hiatus reason exposed as head lice. The rest of the girls have also caught it now except for Lara, leaving her as the only remaining Katseye member without head lice.

u/8rand0m — 4 days ago
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I called child protective services on Hybe after the Hootie Frutti video 🥺🥺🥺🥺

I called my local Child Protective Services after watching the Hootie Frutti video and I think Manon answered? All she asked me was if my Frutti was Hooted and hung up!

How can we protect these innocent baby idol children members ?!?!? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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u/bigsean1013 — 3 days ago
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Manon showed up in my mirror and then she told me why she’s on hiatus

So basically I was playing Bloody Mary alone (I have no friends), when I accidentally said Bloody Manon 3 times and then danced to internet girl. Suddenly, Manon showed up in my mirror and told me why she’s was on hiatus.
Basically, Missy was mad because Manon took her hair tie, and Missy needed to put her hair in a bun. So, she shoved Manon into her magic mirror, where Manon is now trapped. The other girls always can’t answer where Manon is because they don’t know where she is. They are actually very worried, because she is missing. Unfortunately, Sophia also fell into the mirror and is now trapped with her. She shared with me that all 4 of the girls need to go to Missy’s magic mirror (in the closet on the 5th floor of HxG headquarters). If they all say Bloody Manon 3 times (and Bloody Sophia) and do the full internet girl choreography, Manon and Sophia will be freed from the mirror and come back.
Please share this so the Katseye girls know what is happening. I tried to tell my second cousin who walks Yoonchae’s hairstylist’s mom’s dog, but she didn’t believe me.

u/Feudal_Japan_23 — 4 days ago