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V FOR VESSEL | THEORY

Kris' gender is one that has been debated for a long time. Whether its non binary or up to interpretation, people have fought for 7 years. However, I think I have the truest answer!!

  1. Kris' pronouns are they them. It's ignorant to say otherwise, because even toby fox has said it
  2. Kris doesnt show any preference towards male or female clothes, whether it be the lightner live heels or the shootout suit. They dont have any male or female proportions either (yes you know what I mean stop being immature)
  3. Kris is labeled in Ralsei's prophecy as "A HUMAN", while the church prophecy calls them "A CAGE..."

My theory is that Kris has no gender. They weren't birthed, but instead created by some other power to fulfill the prophecy (wing gaster??). They wouldn't have hormones or genitals or preference not for their will, but simply because they were made for the purpose of being a vessel. They dont like being a vessel, which is shown, but they fundamentally are one. Gendering Kris would be like gendering a chair. It was made to be, not to romanticize.

Not just that, but it would fit the spectrum laid out by the fun gang!

Ralsei, the strict prophecy follower

Susie, the monster who defies the prophecy as much as she can

And Kris, right in the middle, the human who wants to defy the prophecy but cant, because the prophecy is ingrained in them and will forever haunt them.

Therefore, I firmly believe that Kris' gender is not NB, or M, or F, but V for vessel, as they were created for the sole purpose of being the human cage of the prophecy.

u/Beautiful-Study-5023 — 24 hours ago
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SOME deltalarpers cant understand this

"I head canon kris as-"

No

"I paid [KROMER] so i can call kris whatev-"

Nah

"They arent real so it doesn-"

Iceshock

"Has it been stated anywhere that Kris is actually non binary? Or are we just assuming because they’ve only been referred to by neutral pronouns?"

You are a dumbass

"kris pronouns are up to our interpretatio-"

Snowgrave

u/Ok-Bedroom9144 — 3 days ago
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R/Deltarune deleted my post saying that Kris should commit suicide

They’re clearly biased. “Ermm they are le sad broken child” no the fuck they’re not. They’re misogynistic, abusive, manipulative, a murderer, a traitor, and is literally planning on killing everyone. Fuck Kris, I hope they die eating those buttercup seeds. I hope everyone, including their friends and family, celebrate their death and parade their corpse across hometown.

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u/i_am_afraid_of_yetis — 2 days ago
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If you were THE SOUL, what would you do and why?

As in your not controlling the soul with your controller but rather in the world of Deltarune as the soul.

To make it a bit more interesting here’s some rules for this and a general idea for your abilities.

1.Kris will die if you are away from them for over 12 hours.

  1. You can possess others, not just Kris, but they can resist your possession

  2. When not possessing anyone you can speak very simply, only able to say Yes No and Maybe but you can say these words as much as you want.

4.When possessing others you can speak more complexly, meaning full access to the English language or whatever other languages you speak, however you are limited to about 7 sentences an hour.

  1. You can be hurt both when possessing something and someone.

  2. To everyone else you look like heart, but to you, you can still feel your arms and legs.

  3. You can’t pick stuff up when you’re not possessing someone.

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u/NarwhalSlight2130 — 3 days ago
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They'll be more of a servant then a partner. A loyal dog that will do whatever she commands and wishes. They will DEF, ACT & FIGHT for her. And maybe be rewarded with a few treats and cute outfits. For on her quest to reach the absolute, she demands complete loyalty. (@nyanyakusa1106)

u/Ok-Bedroom9144 — 4 days ago
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Why is kris such a chud?

So as we all know kris is an utter loser, they hang out with berdly and get negative bitches when they have like 15 candidates to make a move on. Including the fact kris is so lonely, sad and pathetic that they would work with the knight and attempt to end the world, when we actively attempt to fix kris's screwed up life and not end the world he gets angry at us and throws stuff at us or throws us at/in stuff. It just doesn't make sense why kris is such a fucking loser, can someone please tell me why kris is a chud?

u/Idontlikeentitledkid — 6 days ago
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How could you Kris?!

First you drown Noelle in the lake, then you force her to freeze the lake resulting in thousands of fish dying, and then you force Noelle to dress up as your edgy OC. You make me sick.

u/NarwhalSlight2130 — 4 days ago
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Question

Yo uh how much of this sub is satire or actual hate on a valid character with complex moral issues and values? Like I’m confused some of this seems so absurd it HAS to be satire, but some of you seem to be serious.

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u/FreeMenu2197 — 8 days ago