Asked Google AI about KyFooFoo and it went STRAIGHT to Reddit and the court records 😭
Janelle being in college, getting D’s, right as AI background searches are becoming a thing… girl, good luck with that future job search. Healthcare careers require pretty extensive background checks. 🤭
“So, can you tell me about the time you licked your partner’s ex’s car years after they broke up?”
Welp, Court of Appeals has entered the chat. 💀⚖️
Kelly’s protective order was upheld - including the part telling her to stop posting about “the ex.”
And reading the actual opinion… whew. The court cited multiple physical altercations, hitting her ex in the head, holding her over a railing, following her home and barging in, repeatedly showing up at her house, and infamously having Janelle lick and rub her ex’s car TWO YEARS after they broke up.
The court also wasn’t buying the “it’s just my online persona” defense when the judge described that persona as a *jilted, potentially violent, and obsessively angry ex.•* 😭
That is now an appellate court opinion. Forever.
So… Kentucky Supreme Court next?
Imagine taking it this far instead of just leaving your ex the fuck alone.
Full Article Here:
https://reason.com/volokh/2026/08/04/court-upholds-stop-posting-about-your-ex-order-based-on-past-threats/
Full Opinion Here:
https://law.justia.com/cases/kentucky/court-of-appeals/2026/2026-ca-0267-me.html