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How fucking out of touch have the fellas gotten. Complaining about “dichotomy guy”. Guys, you spent an hour this month arguing about Ralph Waldo Emerson and literature majors. The fat one is constantly finding ways to insert the fact he read Blood Meridian into every other pod fellas. Least we forget the 2 months where tubby wouldn’t stop talking about Greta Van Fleet? How about Ben’s midlife crisis of becoming a Harley guy for a couple months? How about sponsoring a golf hat company in your 30’s? The Otter can talk about every Lakers statistic since Derick Fisher was on the team, but still thinks he’s “not a normie sports guy”.

Sorry gang, but you are dichotomy guys.

is how much he loves and cares about Basketball, Adam Sandler/nyc jewish kid behaviour

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#201 forreal

🍋 forreal this time

Also, the paytch is out and it's Pt. 1

BURGER!

hahahahahah HOW do they do it?

I was fucking around with my phone because I thought something was wrong with it or it wasn’t connected properly and drove straight into a peloton of cyclists. I just drove off because it wasn’t my fault technically and I was gonna be late to my therapy session with my hot therapist. She kinda looks like the lady from classic amateur porn video ‘green sweater office fuck’. I’m in the waiting room debating if I bring up the pod again and how pissed I am that they did this. Anyways I’m really upset about the ep this week, the Patreon better be an actual episode or I’ll consider cancelling maybe, I’m like three payments behind on my therapy sessions and if the guys don’t want my money, my hot therapist will certainly take it.