
r/menwritingwomen

[Tree of Smoke] by [Denis Johnson]
To be fair, I like this book overall, and I’m not an expert on female anatomy to be sure, but this seems a little implausible…
Join me in hell again!
He responds with, “sounds good to me. But a mini is too small inside to pound you hard like that.”
My required short explanation is that this book is unreadable, but I also cannot not complete a book so here I am in purgatory.
Killing Commendatore by Murakami.
[Europa Universalis IV: Anbennar] flavor text after completing one advancement
[The Third Bullet] by [John Dickson Carr] “An Amazon or a fat lady out of a circus…”
Member of the police are inspecting a shoe print left at a murder scene. They decide it cannot have been made by a woman…
I googled just to be sure, but “twelve or thirteen stone” is between 168 and 182 lbs….
You can tell twins apart by their eyes and especially by their boobs. [Descent into the Depths of the Earth by Paul Kidd, 2000]
[They Lurk by Ronald Malfi] Found this one in the wild, lol
For what it’s worth, this isn’t my book but rather, my sister’s. I picked it up because I was bored and flipped to a story I thought was interesting (this one is “After the Fade”, BTW).
I have no idea what this author normally writes or who the characters are, I just thought this was funny enough to share because I rarely come across stuff like this in what I normally read.
"Phew, almost forgot to mention they have big tits!" [The Scorpion by Stephen D. Sullivan, 2000]
"SOS: Planet Unknown" by A. Bertram Chandler, in Vanguard Science Fiction, 1958
"We have priorities besides giving people unwanted compliments!" says man taking the time to [COLOR] [SYNONYM] a woman's hair.
[Women's Revolution] by [Acharya Prashant]
[It’s Superman!] by [Tom De Haven]
This isn’t even the worst I’ve seen, and the whole book is relatively tame in this regard, but the first picture is such a weird detail to include. It threw me off. If I read that someone crossed/folded their arms, I pretty much know where the arms are going. If someone is cold or making themselves smaller, the arms tend to be crossed a little higher and tighter, but would he write that a man crossed his arms right below his nipples or pecs? I don’t get the point of that. Lol.
The second picture was just bizarre. What the hell is a perfect madam’s bosom?!? I wasn’t aware that madams needed to have a particular bosom?