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A really aggressive reply to what is one of the nicer posts about the shitshow that is this war.

The division over whether the tomato was poisoned by being too organic or not organic enough especially gets me. People will really fight about anything on this app

Bonus special snowflake post! Seriously though, this post is horrible and I hate my neighbors.

EDIT: here is her response to the collective comments. Copy/pasted, only removed the short list of people she included to target:

"Apparently, when you treat people the way they treat you, they get offended."

Judgmental.

You Tube.

Umbrellas ppl Form by Literally Savage.

Yeah. That's me.

PHD NOT MD),

really?? You have no idea what you're talking about. Your quite lucky next door polices their posts worse.

1st and foremost I love my dogs more then anything. I take them out for ice cream, running in open fields and in fact we were just in —- down by the pier and Spazz thought the green on the water was solid and took off running across it and his face when he sunk in was absolutely hilarious.

I cook them meals every night/day. They don't eat store bought food.

I have had 7 dogs that I've cared for thru the years.

ALL rescues. And not one ever had to go to different home until they had to be put down.

I kept all their ashes. All there footprints. Pictures everything. Cole (Cancer), Myna (congestive heart failure, Lola Grace (Cancer), Jynx (Heart failure & had $7,000 worth of reconstructive surgery done because Dr. —- of —- did a slop job pulling his teeth and his jaw separated in half and had 2 cent chicken wire coming out from under his chin I still have the X-rays and paperwork if your interested), Spazz & Bailey the two I have left are 15 + years old. They both have seizures. They come to work with me. I take them fun places. They listen better than most kids. (Speaking of kids, yeah.

Never mind) my dogs are Very well behaved, sassy, but has never been aggressive. I have them trained by sounds. Not words.

So PLEASE STOP JUDGING OFF FROM ***** you know NOTHING about !!!! Your all a bunch of busy body know it alls that can't lift a finger for yourselves but have to hire it out. I do all my own stunts with severe neuropathy, numb body, DISABLED, lo

Again. Your lucky Nextdoor saves ppl like you and the rest that want to pass judgement without knowing the person behind it. Would you say this to my face?? Or are you just a willing keyboard warrior with fast fingers or voice to text??

Now that I missed out on money replying to all your judgmental selves I'm going home. Stop by and see me. And the dogs. And we can chat!!

I match energy.

EDIT #2: and the saga ends with her bitching people out the comments, insisting that the post was a “rhetorical question”, that she was being “sarcastic” about drugging and euthanizing her dog, and that if people had something to say, they could come house and say it to her face (even offered to give her address to anyone who wanted to do so) whereupon she closed comments so no one could respond or take her up on her offer. Wow.

But she needs to check with her husband first..... click on the picture to see the last comment!

The replies are wild. Other than a few rational people, the overall consensus is: THEY’RE COMING FOR OUR CHILDREN

I censored the dog in the PFP. That baby is innocent all this.

On a side note: if you're a 30something lady in Missouri I might know the guy for you lol

Edit: everyone's assuming our Nextdoor matchmaker is the guy's mom. It's daddy dearest who's concerned for his son's romantic life.

The second comment to this post (not by me) was "I would blame democrats for that. You get what you vote for." Meant to be satirical, but this being Nextdoor, you can figure out how the thread went from there.

What a clown.

Reported from every angle, of course. This one at least had some fun replies.