
r/okbuddygenshin

Hoyo if they went all in on the fan service
"This is want you wanted? Ugh, I can't believe such a preposterous request.." Art by 雨森くもり https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/140417040
Me after everyone saw the potential Sandrone had
I knew that my Sandrone love was a bitcoin ahh investment, i love that u ppl saw the vision Ihad!
Hello, everyone.. I bring bad news.. Hoyo has reduced Sandrone cake size by 10%
Clanking efficiency reduced to 90%
If she gets to keep all that, Mona and Jahoda will have competition in the cake department
Her ass is so thicc it's clipping the dress of other character models like Columbina 😭. Render by emy_purpl https://x.com/emy_purpl/status/2050773510369247656
Was gonna be racist, but why TF does this look good.
GI Bush Tier List (Luna VII update)
Justifications:
JUNGLE TIER:
Rosaria: Constantly tired. Doesn't really care about anything but smoking/drinking. Already ostracized from the Church so why should she care about upkeep?
Yanfei: Somewhat socially awkward deer girl. All she cares about is the law, doesn't think what's in her pants is important
Sara: Shaving takes time away from training
Shenhe: Lived in mountains forever, doesn't bother to follow all social norms
Kuki: Hangs out with a bunch of guy friends and hides her face so she really doesn't care about beauty standards
Ei: NEET shut in
Layla: Too stressed/tired
Chevreuse: French and have you seen how unkempt and bushy her hair is? Carpet matches the drapes
Clorinde: Also French and she's so focused on her job along with the fact taht she dresses so conservatively that she just worries about smelling good with perfume and doesn't bother shaving (Same with pits. Navia loves both)
Skirk: Doesn't feel a need to. Not accustomed to Teyvat beauty standards
Lauma: Lives away from everyone else. No need.
HAIRY AND MUSKY TIER:
Lisa: Constant working has made her apathetic about it plus Jean likes it like that
Beidou: Pirate captain doesn't care the most about femininity
Sucrose: Too busy in the lab and doesn't care enough to maintain her pubes
Fischl: Weird chuuni girl doesn't exactly grasp Teyvat beauty standards
Ganyu: Too overworked and tired to really care
Ayaka: idk she just strikes me as one of those really pretty girls that still wants to be all natural and not shave anything
Yelan: Thinks its seductive in a cougar way
Faruzan: She came from a time when shaving down there wasn't the norm
Charlotte: French (Doesn't shave pits either. Assume all Fontainian girls don't unless stated otherwise)
Navia: Fashionable but is also French and lives in a sewer but she does just enough to where its not completely overgrown and going up her stomach, just a bush. Does shave her pits unlike the other Fontaine girls though (And Clorinde loves the bush)
Chasca: Grew up away from people so she doesn't mind the bush but she does know a bit about looking presentable
Citlali: Shut in neet drunk granny. Prevents them from going overboard so she won't push away the Traveler but she doesn't care about upkeep aside from that
Escoffier: French and was in prison for a while anyway where she couldn't shave so she doesn't mind having a bush and she realized how much time is spent on upkeep
Columbina: Away from everyone else so doesn't care about upkeep
Zibai: Just now learning about how to integrate into society
TRIMMED TIER:
Too many people at this point so mostly just girls who like having something down there but keep it trimmed to maintain a professional image
STUBBLE:
Girls who might be clean shaven but they forget to shave from time to time so they have prickly stubble
so Sandrone booba have oil not milk
wait, she lactates OIL?! GET HER!