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If I ever get a wife and she refuses to dress up as taiki shuttle and poop all over my face please kill me

If I ever get a wife and she refuses to dress up as taiki shuttle and poop all over my face please kill me

u/Stinky-T0m — 5 hours ago

Ranking each Gold Clan member on how eye-droppingly HAWT they are. (Just a FYI if I low-rank a member, I dont hate her, I still very much want to force my weiner through the screen to fuck that uma)

  1. Dream Journey

To start off, shes so fucking beautiful, like if she told me to lick boot id fuck bark like a dog. Another reason her eyes are so erotic its insane. She also can kick my ass if i screw up bad. But for the most part shes a gentle dom so i wont get bruised to bad as long as I dont cheat on her or do anything ruin our relation

  1. Orfevre

My number two pick. Her hair color is very attractive and i want to dirty her beautiful auburn locks with my bacon wand. Shes also very dominant and possive of her trainer and i want her to have control of every aspect of my life.

  1. Stay Gold

Look yall im not gay at all.

However there are no words in the 1700+ languages on this blue beautiful orb we call the earth that can possibly explain how fucking horny this small homeless dad makes me and I'll just leave the rest to your imagination because the government doesnt want you to use your brains to realize that fucking little horse men isnt actually gay at all.

  1. Gold Ship

Shes fucking crazy but that amazonian position be bussin tho

5 . Fenomeno

Shes very cute

I just want to marry and have little eyebrow children together .

9.* Nakayama Festa

Shes aight ig

*(minus four points based on how embarrasingly long it took pitch a tent looking at her fanart.)

Also no art no boner no art

Sources for art in order all on danbooru

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u/Relevant-Class-7 — 8 hours ago

guys please dont post the correct gaming posture image of the girl being fucked by a horse

if i see that image ONE MORE time im gonna LOSE IT

u/Effective_Hat3851 — 15 hours ago

Taiki Shuttle has the patience of a saint, NGL

Just something I drew for fun one evening. No hate on Opera, she's awesome. I kind of want to do another one of these for Fukukitaru someday.

u/smiling_samurai7 — 13 hours ago

What should Fuji wear next?

A lot of people seemed to like my Fuji bunny drawing and I'm very grateful! Thank you all so much🙇🏾‍♀️! I'm having a bit of a block as I want to design Fuji a new relax time outfit, but I can't quite figure out what would suit her...so in the meantime I would like to ask you, YES YOU🫵🏾 what I should make Fuji wear next? Bathing suit? Race wear?! YOU NAME IT!!! Please give me something!

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u/Utsuho_suki — 15 hours ago

Think before you speak Tore-chan

Who am I kidding, I'd answer the same way, in any timeline, every universe in the entire multiverse. Always say yes to my beloved Tran.

Art by ko_po

TL by aomiruki

u/AveryArronly1998 — 24 hours ago

Glory to Fuji Kiseki

I haven't digitalized in over a year so if it looks bad please forgive me 🙇🏾‍♀️ I recently hit UG4 with Fuji with an all wit Deck and I wanted to celebrate! What's more fun than a bunny suit...! I hope this doesn't get taken down 😭

u/Utsuho_suki — 1 day ago

Would you rather: Have sex with Dantsu Flame or Manhattan Cafe ? 👨‍🦽 [Losers Bracket] [Hey guys when you say 'something is for Pokke, Tachyon, and Cafe can you include me as well? Pokke, Tachyon, Cafe, and Dantsu if it's not too much trouble thanks guys]

>*insert Cape Verde vs Argentina result here*

Round 120 + 2 of Wheelchair Tournament Harry Potter (and the Sorcerer's Philosopher's Stone):

Is this what you want? Strike me down, Zeus! Oh, you don't have the balls-⚡ :

The 121th round has concluded, with >!Almond Eye!< being the winner 🏆 and >!Transcend!< being eliminated 💀 >!(Almond Eye: 28 - Transcend: 27)!<

  • Losers Bracket: Whoever loses get eliminated 💀
  • You ain't from Okbuddyumamusume if u never had fried Wheelchair Tournament before 🍽
  • Laaaaaaaarp bro haven't watch a SINGLE second of Umamusume: Pretty Derby – Beginning of a New Era dude's just larping to larp bruh laaaaaaarp *guy throwing rocks at elephant image*
  • surprise song of the day
u/ZennoRobRoy2295 — 1 day ago
▲ 911 r/okbuddyumamusume+1 crossposts

Pick each one of the Umas in the image for the following: One to marry, One to have as a mistress, One to try and steal and seduce you away from the others, and One to cheat on you with another one of the Umas.

Soo this one is a bit more complicated, but as marriage material I'll go for Palmer cause being in the Mejiro family has quite the benefits and hey, Palmer would make a pretty lit wife. As for the mistress I'll go for Tosen Jordan cause despite being a dum dum, her build is quite underrated and would make a great gyaru mistress. That leaves me with Gold City to try and seduce and steal me away while Helios tries to umapyoi Palmer or Jordan behind my back.

Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/98254390