r/okbuddyumamusume

No way in a universe where Umamusume existed along side humans men weren’t utterly smitten by the raw attractiveness of these beings. Dare to say it further exemplifies strong women in their history (Joan of Arc, Cleopatra, etc) with not only their beauty but also their strength.

Dare I say again, it’s a statical possibility of the highest degree, a most upfront segment in many cultures of this universe where men acted as concubines to these umas.

Furthermore, the proclaimed titles of kings and monarchs on the racecourse prove that they have don’t conform to the gender binary when it comes to their sect in humanity. This makes past titles of king and emperors then having a 50/50 chance of being Umamusume.

But where does this whole scientific-esque thing come into play?

Well guess what, I don’t have a definitive explanation for this. In all honesty, having a passionate threesome with Palmer and Helios as they edge me to oblivion is all I need to say.

I admit it. I goon to Palmer and Helios.

r/okbuddyumamusume

Day 5 of posting Uma Midriff/ Tummy/Belly whatever you wanna call it

There’s gotta be a science logic answer to the sex appeal of Umamusume and why I want to be inside Palmer

I was just cooking sausages the other day while shirtless and hot oil hit my nipples. As I screamed in pain I had an epiphany ' This must what it feels like when Taiki misfires and shoots her own nipples'. That's why i started rubbing my burnt nipples and ate burnt sausages that day.

Choose: a night with Dober or with Aldan.

Manhatta Cafe after boob surgery

Daily Seiun Sky 10: Nyahaha

Sorry to my trainees but when Light Hello asks me to go get drunk I am not turning her down.

Time Bomb vs. Glass Cannon

Day 4.5 of posting Uma Midriff/Tummy/ Belly whatever you wanna call it

If there was an uma-country, which umamusume would you choose as a leader? And what ideology would they have?

Does anyone else feel like they're being watched? (reiei 8)

Me when hishi akebono wasn’t added to daily race

Silly Billy When Evil Freaky Billy Walks In

Day 4 of posting Uma Midriff/ Tummy/Belly whatever you wanna call it

Thank you Cygames for making hot Uma NPCs

Changing Maruzensky (by @tsubakix91)

Daily Seiun Sky 9: Staying Cool at the Beach

JP player reveals his reason for trying umamusume

Do you think Rulership’s bush is thick enough to when you’re umapyoi’ing her it makes a forest fire due to the amount of passionate and vigorous friction?

Silence Suzuka after boob surgery