r/okbuddyumamusume

Humble masseuse

Since most of the Umamusume are/were stallions in real life, I was wondering if you believed that the stallion umas wield futanari cocks in the Umaverse. If so, do you think that they have modestly-sized human cocks or monstrous horsecocks? Who has the biggest and who has the smallest? Would you like a dominant futa Umamusume to rearrange your guts, or would you like a more submissive futa umamusume who you can jerk off while you fuck her?

I for sure would love to fuck submissive futa Dantsu Flame from behind and give her a handjob while her arms were chained to the ceiling and she was blindfolded and gagged, with the pain and pleasure from simultaneously receiving backshots and getting her horsecock milked forcing her to climax and shoot her cum onto the wall like a dragon breathing fire at prey, with her muffled moans causing me to release my seed inside her hole.

Image sauce: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/141349777

Link https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1m5o2d7/another_berserk_musume_drawing/

The pink sweater thing is cute :D

text thingie I used

She has her Dotos out for ME and ME ONLY 🤤

Honestly no idea what warrants lacking equipment, just threw em in there if it felt right.

UMAMUSUME!!! UMAPYOOOOOI!!! SPECIAL WEEEEEK!!! AGEMASEN!!!

Art Source: https://x.com/K\_liroi/status/2031658064911401065

Love how we see her rivalry with Zephyr and Nishino in the eyes of North Flight. Then we get to see the beginning and end of Bakushin’s and North Flight’s rivalry. I’m loving Star Blossom right now.

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/144098080

Imma lowkey have to go with Air Shakur somewhere between 1490 A.D. to God knows when, could be even when before the Bering Strait bridge still existed. Though we may be arriving at random in the middle of the Amazon, which would be quite the issue since I doubt all her nerd data could help us in preventing malaria and getting mauled by jaguars or crocs. Though if it's North America, then we gucci, we'll slowly adapt to the new environment, hunt down bison and buffalo for sustenance, and play a lot of goo goo babies to stay warm in the winter out of necessity, even though she looks like an asexual lesbian. Plus we may end up influencing the native americans to slowly develop civilization ( once we somehow get past the language barrier ), by showing them how to make complex metallurgy, gunpower, irrigation and farming, and maybe even invent a proper unifying religion to convert the masses and bolster our numbers to finally create an Umamerican Empire.

Sources: https://x.com/scrimblocrimbo/status/2055337310594490817

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97308538

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95337774

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/99678657

https://x.com/Cypic\_info/status/2057750815927062842

New official cingray art hooray

Oh my God, I love her. I wish I were in her reality

Source: https://x.com/i/status/1960001184707813749

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Cafe my wifeyyyyyyyyyy!😋🙏

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I wanna have sex with Manhattan Cafe! Ouhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Cafe is just so adorable whenever she looks happy, but even if she’s angry or sad or anything else she’s also cute! I love Cafe so much, but she’s also secretly so lewd and sexy with her flat ass chest I just wanna suck on it and keep sucking on it and making my wife feel good makes me happy. I want her to tell me one day that there’s something haunting me and then driving it away by comforting me and giving me a nursing handjob whilst her and her friend take turns whispering into my ears. I bet that the aroma of coffee is so pleasant spreading out as she takes her clothes off. I could come from just the thought of her trying to give me a paizuri with her flat as a board tits. And if she were to give me a happy smile while we’re umapyoi-ing then I’d immediately cum. I love Cafe so much! I wanna have sex with Manhattan Cafe! I need her and her friend to take turns riding me until I faint, and then after I faint I’ll offer up my limp body for her to use for her satisfaction. Imagine if Tachyon accidentally invented a shrink potion and Cafe drank it. I wanna have sex with mini Cafe! She’s just so adorable no matter what she does and then you make her a pocket sized wife aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa<3<3<3 Cafe I love Cafe I wanna make love to Cafe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want her petite erotic body to whip out a 12 inch cock and shove it up my ass. I need her together with her friend to pin me down and completely fuck me while I do my best to please her with my body. I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED to just bounce on her 12 inch horse cock as fast as I can until her cum shoots hard enough to rupture my organs. I want her to take her coffee mug and fill it with her cum and piss before forcing me to drink it. Obviously I’ll do my best to fill up the mug the same way every single day and drink it all down like it’s the best thing I’ve ever had aside from Cafe’s cock. Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Cafe please PLEASE fuck me I’m so thirsty without your delicious cum. Also I wanna have lover’s sex with my wife Cafe gently while holding hands and taking in the delicious scent emanating through the room until she cums. I need her to whisper in my ears during sex and singing me to sleep with beautiful voice her voice HER VOICE! Fuck I love her voice! It’s so cool and soothing and it helps me sleep at night better than any mommy asmr (which is powerful). Her voice made me fall for her in the first place just imagine her disheveled beautiful handsome voice as she pounds me, thrusting her hips as hard as she can. alright im out of ideas

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Surprisingly, this took less time to write than the Special Week and Gentildonna posts. I’m pretty sure this has more words than the Special Week one, but I guess it makes sense though since Special Week one was longer and I was too salty to properly write the Gentildonna one. Honestly, this is what the Gentildonna post was supposed to be before I accidentally deleted it since both are in my top 5 favorite umas (Cafe, Gentil, Orfe, Sirius, Opera O).

This one is less buddy-ified than the previous ones on the basis that Cafe is literally my wife and thus I shall offer her a declaration of my love for her rather than screaming about sex.

Source: https://x.com/leogust_2/status/1974855214038647095?s=46

and then when i need them i don't get any

As if y'all haven't been in one rabbit hole already. Also, I heard that she shares the same measurements as him, and last I checked that wasn't true at all. So if he's her trainer/dad, bad news - he probably blows all the war-earned money on cult kudos. But it'd only be funny to think about for a second or two until it becomes sad, so let this shitpost vanish into the abyss

sorse: i saw it in a dream

My dumbass accidentally deleted this whole fucking post and I had to rewrite it from stratch I’m actually gonna kms holy shit fuck fuck shit bitch fuck fuck shit fuck

So now Idk when this is actually going to be posted but it’ll be at a later time than usual, since the previous 2 posts were uploaded around the same time of day.

Anyways, basically this time I’m seeing how much you guys will like it if I add freaky kinks into the wall of text if that makes sense.

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I wanna have sex with Gentildonna! MOMMY AWOOGA MOMMY TITS AND ABS PICK ME UP AND FUCK MY ASS UNTIL MY FUCKING ASS TISSUE TEARS AND I FUCKING DIE AWOOGA AWOOGA HOLY SHIT MUSCLE MOMMY PICK ME UP AND RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE MEEEEEMEMEMEMEME PLEEEASSASEE! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I WANT HER TO FUCKING RAPE ME WITH HER MASSIVE HORSE COCK UNTIL MY BACK BREAKS AND I BECOME PERMANENTLY PARALYZED AS HER COCKSLEEVE TO USE AT HER CONVENIENCE. I WANNA SERVICE MOMMY GENTILDONNA SOOOOO BAD I WANNA LICK HER ABS SO MUCH UNTIL IT BECOMES AN EROGENOUS ZONE AND THEN KEEP GOING UNTIL SHE SQUIRTS UP TO THE CEILING AWOOGA AWOOGA PLEAAAAASE GIVE ME A NURSING HANDJOB WHILE I SUCK ON YOUR TITS AND ABS🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😫😫😫😫🍆💦🍆💦🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🍼🍼🍼❤️I NEED HER CRUSH ME INTO A MINI VERSION OF MYSELF AND THEN SHOVE ME INTO HER PUSSY AND GET OFF AS I SQUIRM AROUND INSIDE.
man i’ve forgotten like half the stuff I originally wrote just kill me
I NEED HER TO STICK HER MASSIVE MUSCLY HORSE COCK IN MY MOUTH AND PAT MY HEAD AND CALL ME A GOOD BOY AS SHE RAVAGES MY THROAT UNTIL MY VOCAL CORDS RUPTURE🍆🍆🍆🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 SHES SO FUCKING THICK MOMMY ❤️MOMMY ❤️MOMMY❤️ FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 IM CUMMMMMMMIINNNGNGGGGGG JUST THINKING ABOUT HER ROUGH AND GENTLE TREATMENT MOMMY GENTILDONNA OUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Sorry for the delay on this one compared to the previous posts, I’m gonna try and return back to a similar time of day as before for tomorrow.

Like before, feedback is welcome.

Also for the next 4 posts after this one, I will continue this daily, but afterwards it will become every 2-3 days.

Source: https://x.com/altoraiser?s=21