In church farts from years ago
This is a selection of Farts in church.
Some are fact.. Others a bit of comical thinking.
Well this I a true one..
When I was a school boy back then it was part of Sunday ritual to go too church..
During prayers most bent over.. Or ok bow your head down..
It was only a small congregation so any noise. Really sounds out.
This lady always sat in the Front Row.
And she bent over too pray would usually fart..
Anyway one night she farted and the bloke next to her did too.
My Dad piped up oh a Duet there son.
Sniggering..
But soon after in the same prayers we had a Triple fart.. Most I could see were laughing but not out loud..
My Dad whispered.. Name that Tune..
In UK that was a TV program.. Of the same name.
A bloke sitting next to me.. Said it's not a tune.. It's a film Gone with the Wind..
I think even the Vicar in his pulpit let out a smile..
Dad smells like she had Brussel Sprouts for lunch..
Perhaps they should supply clothes pegs on the shelf.
Most sat back some were in tears of laughter. Or more than like the smell made their eyes water...
All trying to control that with there hands over there mouths.
But to top it all as the fat lady stood up to sing. Which was what most did.. To sing I mean.
She let out a rip roarer of a Fart.
Some bloke shouted out JESUS CHRIST..
The Vicar replied Bless u Sir..