r/poetryforlaughs

She was having
A bad day
I guess

She messaged me
Can you talk?
I poured a drink
Called her up

We share a child
I have custody
She just wanted
To be free

I just wanted
To run to her
Stop her crying
Feel her

Instead I rest
4 miles away
With our child
Where we will stay.

So glad you’re here
Glad you came

We’re gonna play
A different game

Would you like a drink?
You don’t look scared

Doors are locked
Room prepared

I bought you something
Nice to wear

It’s in the bathroom
Near the chair

When you come out
We’ll get high

Pour you another
Glass of wine

I knew red would
Look great on you

Cheers, my dear
I’ve thought this through

I’m here to spoil
Not disgrace

Now put the blindfold
On your face

Just lean back
Release your cares

I brought you here
To take you there

I’ll need your wrists
For the restraints

Ankles next
You’ll feel no pain

I’ll start with shoulders
Wrists and hands

Scented oils
It’s pre planned

Next, I’ll move down
To your feet

A nice massage
For you, my sweet

Do you smell the candles
Like the scent?

Cinnamon matches
Your outfit

Rub your ankles
You’re exposed

Touch your hair
Kiss your nose

I felt a quiver
No suprise

You giggled when
I kissed your thighs

Just before
I reach the quest

I turn my focus
To your breasts

Kiss your nipples
Through the lace

Love the smile
On your face

Your cheeks are pink
You have a glow

Who’d of thought
Who’d of known

You’re the mistress
I’m the slave

Blindfold removed
Release restraints

Been an hour
Let’s take a break

I love the way
Your legs shake

I’m the darkness
You’re the light

Let’s cross a few more
Lines tonight.

The brightest minds
Hold their tongues
I had the yappy
Noisy ones

A gentle voice
When she speaks
Conveys her thoughts
When our eyes meet

A sense of humor
Laughs out loud
Sings in the shower
She gets down

Acts embarrassed
Knows I heard
Laughing eyes
Says not a word

I really want a quiet one

Controlled emotions
Exempt from rage
Not the loudest
On the stage

She fascinates me
Untold thoughts
Now we’re alone
What you got?

I will hang on each word
From your mouth
It sounds absurd

You haven’t screamed
Haven’t yelled
I’ve not been told
To rot in hell

I’m a fan
Of self control
Most girls call me
An asshole.

I was searching for
A coffee cup
When I encountered
All this stuff

I checked the cycle
It had ran
A butt hook
Beside a frying pan

The top rack
Was a danger zone
Glass objects, beads
And silicone

I was really getting scared
And then I saw the silverware!
Metal plugs
All shapes and size
Next to forks
Touching knives

This is over!
It’s too much!
Butt plugs and silverware
Must never touch!!!

We both knew
It wouldn’t last

I did me
You did you

Forgive us Lord
For what we
Put each other through

I saw you
First time today
It’s been years
They click away

Your eyes ignited
Saw your smile
Hugged my neck
It’s been awhile

Stuck in the present
Forgot the past
Nice to meet you
Again at last