r/purrvert

Today just now, like less than 10 minutes ago i was changing my clothes in my room while standing be side my bed. and my cat, toast, was standing on the bed like he always does and is being affectionate and so on, and i took off my shirt, and then it happened. it was horrific. i felt a slightly wet, toothy mouth on my exposed nipple. THAT FAT BASTARD SUCKED ON MY NIPPLE. it was only for a second but it was terrible and im laughing about it but it was one of the worst, weirdest things this cat has done, and i'd say that's a high bar. im traumatized

All his claws are out, too…

Disclaimer: Biscuit and Smudge are a bonded pair who are cleaning each other’s butts which is a totally normal and non-sexual behaviour in cats. I’m still going to make fun of them for it though 😁

It has a zipper so it's easy to fill and a great kicker! For $1

My cat loves to be in the bathroom with me bc he follows me around and he will claw at the door and meow so loud to get in, he loves checking out the bathroom vent and getting pets in the bathroom but weirdly also loves sitting on my lap im on the toilet! He will fully lay down or sit down on my lap and just chill sometimes and I'm like bro plzzz