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Image 1 — Who’s THAT Cucumber!!!
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Who’s THAT Cucumber!!!

I gave it a good 6~months of researching 🧐 but I’m pretty sure the last recorded documentation of this 🥒 species in Texas was 1922!!! UNTIL MEEE back in
January 2026.

Thanks to the amazing Cuke researchers who came through on Reddit/FB with the paper depicting the species and I found the Hubert Clark reference/noting the species in Texas once over a century ago!!! 104 years to be precise! And thank you @coastal.studieslab for sending another paper in the search for data on it!

EVERYONE MEET Isostichopus maculatus phoenius!

Peep Fig. 17/18 for reference pics of the species it was identified as! And second link is the original 1922 Clark paper reference from Texas! “Previous taxon”

https://www.zobodat.at/pdf/EJT\_0949\_0001-0096.pdf

https://marinespecies.org/aphia.php?p=sourceget&id=145697

u/cubansbottomdollar — 9 hours ago
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The fact mods deleted my post proves they’re pro MAGA and pedo’s.

My post directly affects RGV residents considering those in power are doing everything they can to white wash our culture and push their false narrative on us that those different than the typical white American is dangerous and bad.

Well guess what Mods the valley is 90% Hispanic and this is our home long before we even became apart of Texas, and the Governors race directly affects us in the Valley. So my post was relevant!

We need to unite and vote these evil ppl and supporters out of existence. Shame them for supporting a pedo. Shame them for supporting deportation of our neighbors. Shame them for being willfully blind to the fact white Americans are the most dangerous population around us who commit over half the crimes within the US.

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u/Sufficient_Town_3856 — 6 days ago
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Officially commissioning an artist to paint this mural. Artist to be paid in HEBuddy bucks

u/thebenchwire — 9 days ago