
r/rollercoasterjerk

Cedar Point’s 50th anniversary post for Presented by M&Ms🔥
This also includes a wage cut of a few dollars less per hour
[Top Thrill 2] after the storms on 5/18/26
CONGRATULATIONS CAVS
99.9% CHANCE TO WIN BLOWN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!1!
[Cheddar Point] Reverses Embargo on Large Riders
Its Over. We Lost. Everyone pack it up, make sure they turned out all the lights over at ACE.
Elite credit at [Disney's Magic Kingdom]???
Could this be the fabled goofy 450?
Why didn't they slide down the ramp for the flag parade? Are they stupid?
Why isn’t there an HBO mini series about Kingda Ka?
I was watching the “Chernobyl” mini series on HBO. And like it’s good and it’s really sad about the people who melted and like nobody having WiFi but I wonder why Hollywood makes all these shows about a power plant breaking but not a single one about Kingda Ka?
The destruction of this coaster by Cedar Point operatives who infiltrated the highest levels of leadership within the Cedar Flags terrorist organization is something that deserves a series. As well as how it impacted millions of Thoosies. I would argue that Kingda Ka hurt more people than 9/11, Chernobyl, and Toyotathon put together.
I got this idea at 3 AM and I tried my best I am so sorry
(If someone actually knows how to make one of these that looks good please do)
from now on, i will be taking a thoosie card whenever i visit a park, if you see me feel free to come up and take one
i recently been visitng alot of parks alone and i met soo many thoosies, this is my solution. a upgraded buisness card
What is the most erotic element on a rollercoaster?
$2.50 Goodwill Gem
My daughter dragged me to Goodwill to look for Monster High dolls. I was lucky to stumble upon this unopened 2014 build! My son had a blast building it!
question about the offensive clothing rule
i have a tank top that i like. i’m very sensitive to both temperature and clothing so when i find a garment i like, i wear it a lot. however, my shirt says “wake up sluts it’s time to sin” in rainbow letters. would that be prohibited ?