Sailing/Crewing culture never ceases to amaze
"I'm doing a double circumnavigation and need crew...I'm leaving Thursday!"
"I need crew; I'm doing a passage; I have 113 years sailing experience and I'm a former Olympian. What do I need? 3 other people with same exact experience level!"
"Hey I need crew to gunkhole around Tampa for a few days...price $8,800!"
"Hi I live in a small hamlet on the southern coast of Morocco. Anyone want to go out and sail for an hour?!"
"Would you like to crew for me? I may grace you with the opportunity to build miles with me, if you beg me enough. I hope you can cook and clean. Just don't make eye contact with me at any point."