r/shannonford

Lemon hooptie 🍋

Lemon hooptie 🍋

Their Charleston car is likely always dead, because they don’t start it often, much like Shan’s vintage Ford truck. (Iirc, they said their Charleston neighbor gave them a jump at one point.) Your car’s battery loses charge and grows weak when left sitting idle all the time. It can completely drain or lose its cranking strength in two to four weeks.

u/nashvillegoodgirl — 13 hours ago

it’s actually fully over for us now

insane to post.. like what’s wrong with her? not getting enough attention at home?

u/Nobodycaresdotcom — 16 hours ago

Desperate times call for desperate measures….

$20 for Jimbo’s unwashed clothes- sweat if you’re lucky!

u/Petey_Blue — 18 hours ago

Is she serious? $53/ticket, $70 premium seating, $70 after show meet and greet? I wonder the cut she gets of each ticket sale.

u/ekf1018 — 18 hours ago

Worst advertisement

Girl, just no. Shan Shan, if this was the advert for the after of result of using their product I would never buy what you’re recommending. Tell me, who wants their hair frizzed out like this? Crown affair is probably yelling, “We’ve never seen this woman in our life!” What a half ass sales attempt 🥴 No wonder we’re needing to fire sale our used clothes.

u/wren2007 — 14 hours ago

“Crying” on camera?!

Was anyone else as grossed out by these sob-stories Lames posted as I was?!?

Of course Lames decided to milk his late sibling’s memory for every ounce and performatively cry right on cue as a song he was playing ended.

Took a page right outta the TikTok playbook there.

Yes, I’m truly very sorry for him and his family—horrible loss all around and it’s brutal to heal from such an unexpected tragedy. Everyone grieves differently, of course.

But storying this shit felt especially exploitative and tacky—setting up a camera in your gym and playing your late sibling’s supposed special song just to film yourself sniffling/shedding tears—unnecessary.

u/BeerBringsCheer — 23 hours ago

Oofff so much to say

Judging parents who give their kids some screen time.

Gosh, it’s so easy to do no screens when you’re never actually WITH your kid, isn’t it?

No Screens

I never really snark anymore but I just saw her instagram basically bragging that she never gives her baby screen time. I don’t give my baby much screen time- maybe some bluey on for background noise but he doesn’t even watch it…but it makes me sad for the parents who are so burnt out they have to resort to a little screen time. Not everyone gets all the breaks/hired help you do Shannon. It’s probably easy to not give screen time since you’re only with her 60% of the time 🥴

u/comeoneileen2 — 1 day ago

Free cake??

Can’t fathom a reason you need recs for a SMASH cake….that gets…..SMASHED……. Other than trying to get a bakery to do it for free. I can’t stand this clown-ass!!!

u/Girlonfire678 — 2 days ago

Who is she copying with this annoying kissing thing? She did it multiple times on her stories this morning so surely she saw someone awful that she admires do it. Toast girls?

u/ekf1018 — 2 days ago

Another terrible podcast

Podcast with Channing something. I believe she had her before and clearly made an impression on me cause I don’t remember.
Shanny starts strong with fake laughs.
This lady gives me the creeps for some reason, she looks kinda sickly and anywhere from 40 to 70 years old , not sure because she looks like one of those FL retirees that spend all their time under the sun.

S calls this lady “her friend” and she also has a podcast and sings? Yikes. She seems so proud that her and her cohost have “their own language”(for the sound of it its just speaking like weirdos but sure) I am sorry if you like this woman but she sounds so ditzy and weird.
Talk about daffodil and C asks who is with her “James cause I didn’t marry a fucking loser” insert gif “you sure about that?”

So she has a song w/ her cohost and “it has been such a success”
They talk like two little girls on speed.
They bring in the gay assistant and S tells her waxing story. He is actually the highlight cause he is sorta funny.

Shannon outs James as an idiot again because he just believes whatever the Oura ring tells her.

S says she loves gambling. Her fave is roulette, which makes sense cause that is the way she lives her life.

This lady made a dating show as a presenter with a friend or something. C says she wants to make one of Tristan her cohost, Shannon says “remember when he fell in love w/ a British man?(my husband)?” “James is never beating the gay allegations!!”

She wants C to make a prank call to James but he is at Soho house(with the baby???) the prank is stupid and James is an idiot who is talked by Shannon as a child.

u/frijolito19 — 2 days ago
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Unsafe baby wearing

You’d think since this is her 4th child she’d know how to safely baby wear 🥴

u/bffr712 — 3 days ago