
r/shiftingcirclejerk

Me watching the people I spent days patiently explaining shifting and manifestation to make yet another post saying, “I can’t shift, please help me.”
I genuinely understand where it comes from, but sometimes it’s frustrating. It feels like those of us who are shifters and try to help other shifters are just shouting into the void. If one person out of a hundred actually applies what we teach to their daily life (which, honestly, isn’t difficult), I’d say that’s a lot. Most shifters seem to prefer looking for complicated methods and step-by-step guides instead of understanding Consciousness and focusing on how simple the change actually is.I think the human brain sees simplicity as emptiness, so it prefers to get tangled up in complicated methods because they seem safer than the simplicity of simply observing the experience. :/
I AM GONNA LOOSE IT WITH THOSE LOA DROIDS
CAN THEY STOP WITH THIS CRAP. "Let go", "all you need is to want it". Can just finally all of them come forward and say they lied and it doesnt work because i am so tired. I want it so bad and it still doesnt work. Fuck them.
thinking "oh I'll shift by then" at a far away date but then that date arrives
or that date gets closer with no progress.
its such a bad habit I GOTTA STOP
im so nervous as we approach the superior -ber months :(
my s/os birthday is at november and mine is december and our fav holiday is halloween and i want to celebrate christmas with her family UUGGGHHH HHHHDHY YHHHH H HHHHHY H HH HHHH please its such a good time for me to be in my dr PLEEK
How I look opening my eyes after finishing my method and still being in my bedroom
How it feels seeing shifters say methods are stupid + they’re not what make you shift and you don’t need them when their first shift was with a method
“Methods are just tools” “methods don’t make you shift, it’s the assumption that they do is what makes you shift” so they work?? Does an artist stand before a model, painting again and again, knowing they can do without? Why would they do so—if not to improve? Is an artist restricted to the pencil when they can move just as freely with the pen? Are we denouncing that mathematicians use calculators because there are few who can do it all in their heads? Does an engineer ignore blueprints about mechanics that eludes them?
A student must see for themselves what path they must choose—which form they shall take when their time comes to pass. Who are we to deny them the tools they deem fit for their lives?
when your friends lowk roasting the shit out of shifting and you're just sitting there...
fr tho I'm actually gonna kms, I feel demotivated, how to deal with it pls.
How fast I exit a “shifting advice” post when the person states they haven’t shifted
And it pisses me off so much when it’s at the end too. You made me read all that just to tell me you didn’t do shit? Go away
But I mean it’s not like I’m reading it anyway oops
How it feels trying to find a shifting account that isn’t “you shift every dildosecond, you made everything, Neville Goddard says - ₊˚⊹ “ OR “shifting is an inescapable hell. You must count to 20 billion and affirm every time you blink our you’ll be here forever. You can ONLY shift to harry potter”
Loandriod tumblr account daughter or nihilistic monk son
EVIL ANT STOPPED ME FROM SHIFTING
Why the hell was I just about to nap to shift and I FELT REALLY CONNECTED AND I WAS CRYING TEARS OF SADNESS AND JOY AND HAVING A RATHER NICE BITTERSWEET MOMENT. THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, I FEEL SOMETHING ON MY NECK, I ASSUME IT’S A TEAR, BUT NO! IT’S THIS ANT! I AM SO MAD! I AM GOING TO EAT THEN TAKE A NAP LATER TO TRY AND SHIFT! FUCK THE ANT! STUPID!!!
Was this a shift? Or a mini shift? Or smthn else?
A couple of years ago I was sitting down at my desk listening to a sunni method meditation at my computer and I saw a white light for a second but no other symptoms. I was laying on the grass next to a tree with my head on my DR SO's lap and it legit felt so realistic and I felt so calm etc and I could feel the breeze and the sun and everything else but I thought about my OR here and got dragged back. I've had other experiences where i've felt myself falling or spinning at the centre or like I was on a waterbed when I used to use epsilon waves but other than that i've not gotten close imo. Any thoughts help thanks!
Me watching my younger self discover shifting knowing damn well he’s going to amplify his suffering for the next 6 years because of the discovery.
If I had the power to shift I would’ve shifted by now.
Listen shift for whatever tf you want but I'm side-eyeing you if you tell me some B.S. (Blank meme template included incase anyone wants to use.)
I included the blank template in case anyone wants to use, steal whatever.
ETA- Just to be a bit clearer, I don't have issue with people who have very unique or niche DRs. What I hate is being annoying af and acting like an asshole to others who have their own scripts because you think you're better for shifting somewhere that 'isn't popular', 'isn't realistic.', or 'isn't cool/fun sounding'. Someone's Better version of their CR is just as valid as someones's DND Campaign DR, which is just as valid as someone's Kpop Idol DR.
The only thing I will turn my nose up at is the shifting to hurt people thing lol.
The feeling of entering a shifting sub and seeing yet another post about a “brand-new method that will make you shift 100% guaranteed” with 500 upvotes
STRUGGLING TO DO WHAT I THOUGHT I KNEW HOW TO FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME
i listened to a subliminal to do an awake method and was feeling super relaxed. my body was numb i think(????) but i couldnt tell if it was asleep. as i was listening i felt really in touch with the subliminal and didnt get as distracted as i thought i would. but the one guiding me through the subliminal started to do a thirty second countdown while saying affirmations and it started to make me freak out SUPER BAD OMG
MY HANDS WERE SHAKING AND MY HEART WAS POUNDING. I DONT KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENED!!!! but i dont actually like my life situation in this reality so it makes even less sense ☠️. why am i having second thoughts??? at the end when she reached one and said "shift" i felt like i was really there then was brought back to having anxiety thoughts. i think my mind is broken this shouldnt be so complicated (i know shifting isnt, this is just how it feels). i dont know why this is happening since it honestly hasnt before and i want answers..... this feels like the closest ive gotten in a long time since i was ACTUALLY TRYING instead of doing a sleep method and hoping for the best without saying any affirmations like i usually would. in the past, ive mostly been excited or nervous, but never full-on anxious and feeling like i dont actually wanna shift? 🤔 its so funky
what am i doing wrong? how do i "let go????" GET ME OUT OF HEREEEEEEEEEE
How do I shift RIGHT NOW without actually shifting? HELP PLEASE
Guys please help me out, how do I shift INSTANTLY, GUARANTEED, RIGHT NOW, without using any methods or doing anything at all??? It's urgent. I asked ChatGPT and tarot cards and they both said that all 15 of my S/Os from various children's and young adult media are obsessed with me and miss me really bad and they want me to shift. So I need to shift RIGHT NOW but I don't want to use any method or technique because I can't do them. I can't meditate because my feet itch. Alunir methods don't work for me (I listened to 5 minutes and gave up) I can't get to the void state (I laid down in a dark room for 2 minutes before I got scared) I can't use the gateway tapes because ChatGPT said if I listen to them, satanic demons will crawl up my butthole and possess me, I can't lucid dream (I tried exactly once) I won't use subliminals or witchcraft (ChatGPT said they're DANGEROUS) I won't try sleep paralysis (DEMONS) and I don't want to do anything that takes any shred of effort.
No I'm not going to read the subreddit sidebar, FAQ, or search up one of many posts about shifting and things I can try. ChatGPT told me I'm too smart and special for all of that. But guys help me please it's urgent!!!! And if you don't give me an answer I like then I will keep posting some variation of this dumb ass post over and over again.
HOW DO I SHIFT WITHOUT METHODS OR ANYTHING TELL ME NOW TELL ME HOW I CAN DO IT INSTANTLY NO EFFORT
"what movie can i watch with my kids about shifting?"
guys hear me out
maybe not the best option but it is an option :D
I think the idea is to have a name that represents a future goal but yeah it just doesn't work if you don't already have the unwavering belief as an internal state, a lot of full shifters don't have anything related to shifting in their usernames
Me Going into my Global Group dr after scripting in Actual conflict and hate trains cause the Concept of being in a perfect dr where nothing happens felt boring to me
That would be too easy i lowkey gotta mix some angst and doom into it
Where you shifting to (Circlejerk Edition)
Hello everybody, my name is Portuguese.
This post is exception from the rule no. 1. This is due to this comment and upvotes on it asking for place to share your DRs. I personally couldn't care less and if it makes you happy, so be it.
So... Share where you want to shift to. Unlike main sub's automod who cleans it every 2 weeks, this post will be here for how long other mods don't mind it. If your DR is seriously fucked up, maybe broaden it up to few words - we don't want to pay a price of getting banned for your fantasies.
Also since I am far away from PC and can't mod on phone (so can't mark you as a shitter on my end), anyone who writes under this posts will get approved and will bypass possible harassment filter in comments or satire. Of course approval will be taken away from you if you behave like an asshole later in the future.
Happy daydreaming about your DR instead of actually shifting to it... I need to get out of here.
Discord is here (added simply so people don't lose link again, unrelated to the post): https://discord.gg/DKhs2KuGVZ