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Reading a post that says the key to shifting is being "emotionally invested" in your DR but if that were true I would have already shifted 6 fucking years ago

u/r___rainbow — 17 hours ago
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When you think you're about to read a banger PhD level thesis on shifting advice but it ends up just being straight manifestation sludge reworded bended over backwards and told in 3304049 million different ways

u/matchaBreH — 17 hours ago
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what if we all collectively shit tonight to a reality where we all sit in red armchairs around a fire maybe and smoke shift blunts while miss papaya constantly plays in the background

u/Effective-Call-6757 — 19 hours ago
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how the FUCK did i just experience having two sets of hands on each wrist as well as being in two positions at once

genuinely have never been so close before until my earbuds made an earsplitting glitch noise which took me right out of it😭 but omg… void state is crazy guys…

u/Vamp-Teefs — 20 hours ago
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jerking is the ultimate shifting secret

the true most ultragatekep t shifting method is edging until the full clock strikes twelve midnight arrives and then you go go gadget until as you go blind you affirm your dr and that's how you shift

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u/Inevitable-Box-4751 — 1 day ago
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The real truth about shifting and how it will make you shift NO BS

I genuinely think shifting has way less to do with “perfect methods” and way more to do with energy. People keep saying “just have intention” but honestly I feel like that’s just another way of saying you need to direct your energy properly.

One thing I noticed is that people who are SUPER emotionally invested in their DR usually shift easier or at least get way more symptoms. Like the girls who are obsessed with Draco and genuinely feel intense emotions towards Hogwarts — their energy is insanely strong because they actually want to experience it badly. That emotional energy matters a lot.

In my experience, LOA, affirmations, methods etc don’t really do much unless you’re putting real mental and physical energy into it. When I started actually giving it my full focus and effort instead of half-heartedly trying, I started getting successful results.

So yeah, I personally believe the more energy and emotion you put into shifting, the faster things start happening.

Happy shifting :)

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u/Efficient_War_6510 — 1 day ago
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addressing the new shiftcels who are interested in knowing about my experience, this will be good i promise.

context: https://www.reddit.com/r/shiftingcirclejerk/s/XYqpzv5TSb

so i shifted for the very first time without putting any effort tbh. i didn’t over complicate this whole concept because that’s jus unnecessary mental gymnastics. shifting literally has no rigid rules and criteria to follow at all.

how i did it :

  1. the most important thing is to relax, always remember SHIFTING IS NOT HARD AT ALL.

  2. think about the exact timeline you want to shift whether it be the future or the past, in my case it was multiple events and places from the past.

  3. don’t try too hard. keep affirming that “ i’m already in my dr. ” and “ this is my dr. ” keep acting like you have slipped in that dimension. THIS HAS PERSONALLY HELPED ME A LOT.

what i saw:

  1. i had a rift with a friend from my past who also happens to be my ex’s side chick, she has been lying to ever since but i caught her finally then i dropped her as a friend. THE AUDACITY MY EX HAD WHEN HE INTRODUCED HER TO ME AS IF IT’S SO COOL LIKE I WAS PISSED and i began to execute something to get my lick back. i exposed her to her then boyfriend and he was on my side but i felt very guilty after blocking her. i wanted a closure and i got it. she accepted her mistake and i vividly remember that she apologised and wanted to be better.

one baggage and shitty memory is crossed out from my list.

  1. i have always wanted to visit my grandparent’s native country but i could never considering the fact that the country i live in rn has a beef with my grandparent’s native country. however, i shifted. i saw my ancestral home and it was the exact same like my grandma described it. i met my remaining family members who survived the ethnic cleansing / gen@cide. it was emotional for me.

  2. sp and i had huge arguments. a lot of them stemmed from my avoidant arse who kept pushing him away. >!i shifted to crack him. i cracked him real good in my dr.!< now >!last night, my sp and i had a phone call where he told me that he loves me and I CRACKED HIM FR. MY DR BECAME MY CR.!<

one less problem in my list, things are getting better.

PSA: NO MATTER WHAT, YOU’LL ALWAYS SHIFT.

repeat after me:

• i shift whenever i want.

• no one can stop me from shifting at all.

• my obstacles are non existence.

• whatever method i choose is the right one.

• limiting beliefs don’t influence me.

• every time i doubt, i get closer to shifting to my dr.

once again, thank you to all the giga and permachuds for always believing me. i’d have never shifted if y’all didn’t have any faith in me. thank you to the shiftcels who think my experience is worth sharing and my method can be followed. WE WILL ALL SHIFT.

u/yakhdili — 2 days ago
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I’m confused by minishifts

I don’t wanna demotivate anyone or tell them their experiences aren’t real i’ve just had a hard time wrapping my head around it like you’ve only shifted for about a few seconds to a minute and then instantly came back here?!? how does that work is it bc you’re not used to it?! but then people also say once you enter your dr you have memories from there so wouldn’t feel normal?! idk im just really confused abt it

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u/Own_Television_1621 — 2 days ago
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Everyone is poo pushed out. [BANNED Meme!] 🔮🪬⚰️🚬💯 ILLEGAL {forbidden knowledge}

"Open your turd eye and your perception of the pooniverse will expand accordingly. As the solipsistic sphincter you are the "aperture" through which the pooniverse is pushed out and shaped by your ass-umtions. When you look within to see that you're full of shit, it becomes clear that everyone is poo pushed out."

From the teachings of Neville Goddard

Sub to my manifestation coaching course

u/timbro2000 — 1 day ago
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Trying to shift at night but suddenly I’m surrounded by 50 demons all simultaneously eating my ASS

I absolutely DESPISE shifting at night it’s such bs

u/Quick-Ad3998 — 2 days ago
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I will make you shi(f)t just by you reading this post

Shifting is easy, all you gotta do is read my post.

Stare at this post while also imagining your DR.

Keep staring and imaginging your DR until you're literally unable to conceive of anything else but this post, until your body goes to sleep while your brain keeps imagining.

There, I just made you shift. You're welcome.

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u/Key_Length_5361 — 2 days ago
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Vive La Jerkeacion! (Read post)

Today, I've oficially founded my own party inside this sub! this is the party of all the posters of the subreddit

We've noticed an increase in serious posts that aren't jerking, do you really want this sub, our sub, the sub of all shifter circle jerkers to be victim of loandroids, chatgpt, endless walls of text without real advice, etc? do you really want to lose the memes? the very foundations of this subreddit!

We demand a change! jobless mod! make rule 1 more estrict and remove posts that aren't jerking!

u/Repulsive_Act_1855 — 2 days ago