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Why ish it whenever I ashk a shexshy lash to shit on my lap they do shomething thatsh dishgushting?

Why ish it whenever I ashk a shexshy lash to shit on my lap they do shomething thatsh dishgushting?

u/thumpingcoffee — 6 hours ago

How your grandpa looksh at you when he discoversh your shtash of schigarretes and shcreenshotsh of people in shexy animal shuits in a folder titled “Furriesh to Furioushly Mashturbate to”.

u/ghostofthecosmos — 24 hours ago

Shpache: the final frontier. Theshe are the voyagesh of the shtarship Enterprishe. Itsh five-year misshion: to exshplore shtrange new worldhs, to sheek out new life and new chivilizationsh, to boldly go where no man hash gone before.

u/Existing-Badger-6728 — 3 days ago

Kaa the Python?

I was jusht wondering if I should have audishioned for thish role with Dishney ? My shinging talentsh are rarely talked about

Shlip into shilent shlumber

Shail on a shilver misht

Shlowly and shurely your shensesh

Will sheashe to resisht

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u/Silver-Image8490 — 5 days ago

KISH FROM A ROSH LYRICSH

-VERSH-

Therhse ish sho mucsh a man can tell you,

Sho muchh he can shay.

You remain my power, my pleashure, my pain!

But did you know that when it shnos,

My eyesh become large and

The light that you shine can't be sheen?

-CHORUSH-

Baby, I compare you to a kissh from a roshe on the grey.

Ooh, the more I get of you, shtranger it feelsh.

Now that your roshe is in bloom,

A light hitsh the gloom on the grey.

u/Existing-Badger-6728 — 9 days ago

Dr. Henry Jones Shenior and Double-O Shevin

Sho mutsch fun! His pictshure is too schmall on the firstsh game though!

u/TakeMeToThePielot — 12 days ago