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How your grandpa looksh at you when he discoversh your shtash of schigarretes and shcreenshotsh of people in shexy animal shuits in a folder titled “Furriesh to Furioushly Mashturbate to”.
I shee your Captain Picard Connery and raisesh you an Obi Wan Kenobi Connery
Shpache: the final frontier. Theshe are the voyagesh of the shtarship Enterprishe. Itsh five-year misshion: to exshplore shtrange new worldhs, to sheek out new life and new chivilizationsh, to boldly go where no man hash gone before.
Knock knock
“Who’s there?”
“Dishes”
“Dishes who?”
“Dishes Sean Connery.”
Big Sean - Hish Philoshophical and Shpiritual Shidesh.
“Of courshe I’m fond of Ashian palm schivet coffee, deshpite what you may have heard, parshtially digeshted coffee scherriesh don’t tashte like shit.”
No papersh. Shtate to shtate.
Pasht their shonar netsh… largesht shitty… misshile drillsh.
Kaa the Python?
I was jusht wondering if I should have audishioned for thish role with Dishney ? My shinging talentsh are rarely talked about
Shlip into shilent shlumber
Shail on a shilver misht
Shlowly and shurely your shensesh
Will sheashe to resisht
KISH FROM A ROSH LYRICSH
-VERSH-
Therhse ish sho mucsh a man can tell you,
Sho muchh he can shay.
You remain my power, my pleashure, my pain!
But did you know that when it shnos,
My eyesh become large and
The light that you shine can't be sheen?
-CHORUSH-
Baby, I compare you to a kissh from a roshe on the grey.
Ooh, the more I get of you, shtranger it feelsh.
Now that your roshe is in bloom,
A light hitsh the gloom on the grey.
The needsh of the many, outweigh the needsh of the few.
Live long and proshper.
Dr. Henry Jones Shenior and Double-O Shevin
Sho mutsch fun! His pictshure is too schmall on the firstsh game though!
Too bad I'm not around anymore
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