r/social_poker_game

Spin that fucking wheel and post your jackpot so a bum like me can get chips! The chips don't create themselves! I'm sick and tired of BILLIONAIRES not spinning the FUCKING wheel!!! It is your civic duty to give to the poors such as myself! Or at the very least spin a jackpot, post it, rake in the residuals, and help out your common man.

I bow, I kneel, I scrape for my fucking chips. I work hard! I once even watched a replay (sickening and boring) in hopes of getting more chips. I'll do anything for chips, so why can't the fat cats in the upper 1% of the tax bracket spin a FREE wheel for FREE chips? Is it beneath you? Do you think you're Sashimi_rollin_? You're only me but with 1,256,500,400 chips!

*Help your fellow chip rat and spin that FUCKING wheel!!!*

Curious, if any of y’all have had the pleasure of playing this individual. I’ve had a chance a time or two. They always seem to be way up in chip count and I was curious to know how they got so good. I was wondering if this was a hobby or a career? I didn’t know if somebody like that could have so much success in this game without actually being a professional poker player outside of the circle. And sashimi if you’re in here, any tips or tricks would be appreciated. Also, is it possible to play the way they play in a live poker tournament or are they just waiting to have the nuts every single time before they bet. Would my blinds eventually take me out if I played their style of poker in the real world.

I literally got muted for 24 hours for saying that i think i'm playing with bots... like, and another for just typing "faaaaa". Like, what the FFFFFUCK is up with it???? is it too soft? Do the devs want it that way? why not just take off at this point? Because I can't type shit with it banning me for a whole day?

Has anyone had the same issue with it? MATTER OF FACT, I WANT YOU TO TELL THE STUPIDIST MESSAGE YOU GOT MUTED FOR!!!

A millionaire I’m a young money millionaire 🤪💸🤪💸🤪

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I finally decide to take a coffee break.

"Perfect," I think. "Time to squeeze in a few hands."

Meanwhile, I'm scrolling through the subreddit seeing people hit three sets in a row and three full houses in eight hands.

Then I sit down...

7♣2♦

8♠3♥

J♦4♣

I swear poker knows exactly when it's my turn to play. 😭

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