r/steelydancirclejerk

My girlfriend is attractive so I am used to her getting hit on… but this is another level. I am beyond confident she didn’t behave in any manner which would suggest she wanted this. If she did ever cheat on me, I’m sure he’d be better looking than this.

She will be dropping them as clients and will send this to his mom if she asks why.

Edit: for those asking, he did not show his teeth in the photo. If he did smile, I would’ve been sure to not scribble them out.

Edit 2: no this guy is not famous. You will not find anything about him if you Google Goldteeth. This is literally a random dude who has nicknamed himself. It sounds like there is a musician named Goldteeth but I promise you this isn’t him.

Edit 3: Interactions at the showing - my girlfriend says his mom was running the show and Goldteeth was more of a support piece for his mom. He would ask a decent question about each house, was cordial enough and not outwardly flirty. She says he was a bit socially but nothing concerning.

Edit 4: arm tattoo says SK8 4 Life. Chest tattoo is a heart with a ribbon on it that says MOM.

r/steelydancirclejerk

Mr. Dan wrote “my friend won’t suck me”, what did he mean by that?

zero precum

My girlfriend is a Realtor and showed “Goldteeth” and his mom a house. Goldteeth decided it was acceptable to send an unsolicited image to her afterwards

It's my friend's birthday today

Donald Fagen x Sunken Oreos

Explain your job with a dan lyric, let's see if we can guess what it is

Just bought all the albums, can't wait to see what this band's about

Lightly used

I recall, when I was small

Remember Walter Becker? This is him now! 😳 😱😱😱🤯🤯😮😮😲😨😨😨😯😯🙀🙀😧😧😦😦😦

Dudes, I don't think we'll be A-Ok...

Why did steely dan become so terrible after chevy chase left the group?

Katydid

favorite album? this would have to be mine

Ooooooh yeah

Fam, who else thought Walter’s Italian album was tuff?

why am I on top of a charmer

I must put them on the table

would you like to do this

What is obsession doing bro 😭🙏