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Wouldn’t be surprised if she tries pulling a Jan 6 on the CBS studios in order to to stop the Final Tribal vote.

Rizgod, Jonathan, Aubrey, Tiffany, or Joe

I don’t know what happened in the finale. I quit watching Survivor as soon as Cereal was evicted.

I thought the wokeness was finally over, but now they’re promoting polycules? What’s next, the furry era??? DAE?!?

I feel like we haven't gotten anything out of it and it hasn't delivered. Jeff retire NOW

first off, i showed up 30 min after “doors opened”
and still had to wait in a line

the fools taking names didn’t realize my fiance hasn’t taken my last name yet so when i swapped the line i was in it was a shitshow

DESPITE waiting in line for an hour, I had to watch Poverty get escorted in without her having to wait a single moment in line with the rest of the fans

I took a couple pics with Cockran and got to my seat before Jeff opened the show and told the crowd to be excited for Aubry’s win…but it was too close for comfort

MASSIVE blunder for CBS!!!!!

For me it's a bottom 10 for sure, but where would you slot Aubry? Boston Rob would've definitely won if he was playing against her. I think Aubry got really lucky and played the whole season on the bottom surviving to the end thanks to other people.

So my bottom 10 would be with

Aubry

A white woman

A woman of color

A woman of color

A white man so I don’t look racist or sexist

A woman of color

A white woman who I perceive as liberal and a traitor to her race

A gay

Another woman of color who’s name I didn’t spell right

I'm thinking of putting her above another white woman but she was nerdy and that seems bad to me.

Could she be below all men? Quite possibly. DAE Jonathan is a robbed god?? He is the total package.

What y'all think?

The title of the next season: survivor 51

He said it so many times before they even aired the trailer. Can’t believe he let it slip like that!!!

Here’s how I envision it: during the season finale, Jeff shows up at the resort and looks into the camera and says “[Character] is the one who dies.”

The Billie eilish boomerang idol to be BACK on survivor 51 and for years to come! That’s how you do it on survivor!

Lots to look forward to. What else are you looking forward to in this open era? Here are some other quick ones off the top of my head that I’m excited for them to bring back:

The medivac twist when Caleb almost died

The stealing shoes advantage from pearl islands

The snakes and rats FTC twist

Applebees of course

“Come on in guys”