r/trainmemes

Big Chuck’s Penn Central

Fuck you, Eastern America!

If you’re dumb enough to trust your freight to us you’re a big enough schmuck to come to the Penn Central Transportation Company!

Shitty yards, ALCo’s that break down, thieves!

If you think you’re gonna find that EL Auto Parts boxcar you can kiss my ass!

It's our belief that you’re such a retarded engineer you’ll use this railroad!

If you find a better road you can shove it down an E8’s pipe

You heard us right, Shove it down an E8s pipe!

Bring your train! Bring your orders! Bring your secretary! We’ll fuck her!
That’s right, we’ll fuck your secretary!

Because at Penn Central you’re fucked six ways from Philadelphia!

Take a hike to Big Chucks, home of Challenge Switching, that's right, Challenge Switching

Here's how it works:

If you can run New Buckeye Yard for 90 minutes and still find that TOFC trailer you get no interchange fees!

Don't wait, don’t delay, don’t fuck with us or we’ll scrap your EMD!

Only at Big Chucks, the only railroad that tells you to suck a fat one!

Hurry up, retard! This event is the minute after you send us a waybill, and it better not bounce or you’re a dead motherfucker!

Go to Chucks!

Big Chucks: Altoona’s filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sum’bitches in Pennsylvania, GARUENTEED!