r/vegancirclejerk

New cheat code unlocked

Apparently James Talarico is one of us and Dump is scared. Can't wait for my next work bbq!

u/TheGnarWall — 9 days ago

I pity vegans

I'm a far left anarchist. I've come to some conclusions after my experiences with a few vegans I knew. You have to remember that vegans are nutrient deprived, and the longer they do it the more it affects their brains. They can't think rationally anymore and start to all share the same symptoms of being angry and overly emotional. This combined with the cult like nature of veganism makes them totally delusional. They see the perfect cruelty free world they'd like to live in, but refuse to see how impossible it is, and refuse to see how what they do harms animals as well.

Scientifically proven statements that plants have feelings make them lose their minds. It's also strange how vegans created a slur for anyone outside their cult and push it as some doctrine. I am not a "carnist", I'm a foodist. No one wants to be preached to about a personal choice. I even respect their lifestyle so why can't they respect mine? In the end they are no different than Catholics forcing their morality on everyone else, which is moot. It disgusts me how they have no care for other lives outside themselves. Anyone else feel this way?

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u/vera_xVx — 9 days ago

Honey

I went to a vegfest that had a local honey vendor. I made a post in a local vegan group about it and have since been informed that honey is plant based and the event wasn't a vegan fest but a plant based fest. I am glad to know I can now safely eat bee vom on my oatmeal tomorrow morning as long as I call myself plant based and not vegan. I love supporting the bees (honey bees, not those pesky native bees; those can die).

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u/PlaceLongjumping9558 — 9 days ago

Veganism cured my homosexuality!

I left my husband drunk in a ditch because I no longer want to eat his meat. I know it's harsh but I believe it's fair! He said it didn't count because I "never swallowed," but I knew he was just succumbing to his deep-rooted, v*getarian amorality.

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u/dominiquealbanese — 9 days ago