From the movie “Smartass” - 2017

Candy Gas🍭⛽️very unique nose I haven’t smelled before🔥super frosty budz❄️

Grown in Oregon🪴

Ignore the messy bathroom, sometimes you just have to turn the bathroom into the smoke spot when family is over. And let’s not all lie like a good shower sauna dab sesh is the best.

Crazy loud nose tingling terps🤧

Smoked around 3 hours back and im still baked asf. Any fellow stoners hmu.

Whattup my Cannabis connoisseurs , Graceful Erik here I present you the 4 strains Ive smoked this month 2 from Jersey Dispensaries and 2 from the connoisseurs club , im going to give a overall score and quick thoughts on the strains . Switching things up a bit from the traditional in depth review ,aswell as this being a new jersey weed page so I cant flood it with too much amazing cali weed reviews so here wee gooooo

From left to right

1. Hell Z 1G by Fultilt Labs

I paid $14 for this not knowing what to expect but the high was pretty good very head spacey indica vibe , it was smoking decent to ok , very earthy , piney and mildly spicy , I wouldnt buy this again but it wasnt bad for a quick smoke, the high being so clean carried it I give it an overall rating of 5.5/10

2. Grapezilla by Illicit Farms

Ahh man where do I begin , this strain is named Grapezilla mind you im a feen for nice grape terps so im thinking it gotta be fruity gas , ha I was wrong literally no grape nose no sweetness , my batch was 2.5 months old tho so im not sure if that had anything to do with it , cause based of the macros you would think it smoked crazy but it really didnt , it was really spicy , the caryophyllene really overpowered this one, not one time I got grape anything , no bueno pretty asf but not a smoker mind you this my first time smoking Illicit Id give this a rating of 5.5/10 paid $42 after taxes

3. Blue Wallabeez by Hoodbaby Cult x Ball Family Farms x Baked Bodega

As a blueberry terp lover , oh man this thing delivered , amazing nose smoked pretty good Id say at 8.5/10 for how it smoked sweet blueberry inhale and nice sweet gas exhale , the high real head high , prepare to be smacked into another planet . At $100 a quarter this is quality . Overall Im giving it an 8.5/10 , I copped it a couple times now amazing nuggets jar filled to the brim , impressed !

4. Eaze up by Beazy grown by Illusive

I think this was part of the 420 drop alongside the animal drops not sure but anyways was hearing amazing things on twitter about this strain , I heard it was straight lemon terps ah man so since I was happy with the 420 drop that included ( Parrotz , Chimpanzz ) I was really chasing a premium smoked , seen they had it on the menu for $65 the 3.5 and I had to snag it up and let me tell you wow , it really goes hand to hand with the chimpanzz (animal face x zkittlez ) as the best weed I’ve smoked all year , the taste is just out of this world amazing lemony inhale and exhale the best real lemon terp weed youll ever smoke in your life , beazy really knows how to pick em . Straight lemons 🍋🍋🍋

The high is extremely powerful but not couch lock , man what a premium high , I deff got my moneys worth , I cant want till beazy goes from 3.5s to 7s because wow I need more , Id give this a 10/10 rating , ellusive really did theyre thing with this elite batch if your plugged go grab that !!

The latest OG Weed in Mumbai!

Its tastes like cake!!!!

This was the most unique bud ive had so far

Pink Rozay — High Society 420 (Apex Exotics) Indica-Dominant Hybrid | 80/20 | Cookies Fam Genetics Lemonchello #10 × London Pound Cake #75

There's a TLDR at the bottom if you aren't trying to read all that (I got you)

I got a bunch of different packs en route from a few vendors but this one landed first so lets start here. This is one of their new Maine growers.

Bag Appeal

Three gorgeous medium-to-large buds, Christmas tree structure. Deep anthocyanin-rich purple all the way, dark violets, some lighter green at the edges, dark copper pistils, and a white trichome sheen covering the whole surface. The outer trichome coverage is intense; trim is tight without being aggressive hence why trichome heads are intact and not shaved down to the nub.

Cure is fresh, gummy, and bouncy with solid hydration.

Nose

Pop the nitrogen seal, let it breathe a minute. What comes out first is distinct and terpy with notes of sweet berries, light cherry with an umami quality underneath, and some piney notes threading through the gaps. If you've ever run across Ruby's Flowers version of Forbidden Fruit, this will feel familiar.

On grind, the berry notes open up and get more pungent and theres some sharp pungent notes there.

Terp Hunter approved and stamped.

Smoke

The inhale carries that sweetness forward, the berry and cherry translates cleanly. On exhale the sweetness kinda steps back and some earthy funk moves in as the berry and pine fade. What lingers on the lips and tongue for a solid five minutes is that same Forbidden Fruit character that opened the jar. Flavor fidelity to the nose is dead freakin on. Ash burns clean, a little throaty at the end of the bowl. Highly suggest a DHV if you're here for flavor.

Effects

Coming off a tolerance break with only a few sessions in the days prior, this hit clean and hard. Anxiety melted and was replaced by some euphoria, and honest-to-god giggles. The body effect is heavy and present without being sedating or super hazy in an unpleasant way. That content warm blanket feeling. Back pain and muscle soreness from physical activity got some real relief. Had me mentally engaged but very physically stationary; functional in your head, locked in your seat. The mood lift was a nice relief of depressive symptoms, and that's always something that catches my attention.

TLDR: Deep purple weedporn with trichomes for days, tight hand trim, and a fresh bouncy cure. Nose is sweet berries and cherry with an umami Forbidden Fruit quality that carries straight through to the smoke with zero drop-off. Effects hit hard and clean: euphoric, giggly, warm body lock with real mood and pain relief.

⚠️ Farm Bill Compliance And Independent Reviewer Disclaimer ⚠️

All products reviewed contain less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC on a dry weight basis and are derived from hemp in accordance with the 2018 Farm Bill, all local and state regulations. This content is intended for adults 21+.

I am an independent reviewer with no affiliation with any vendor or cultivator. All opinions are my own, based solely on personal experience.

CRAZY GAS⛽️⛽️ Extremely Unique Fire Ass Nose🫨 Soft & dense Budz🔥 & super sticky🍯 One of the best highs I’ve ever had😶‍🌫️