r/wizardcels

I thought one of the pillars of wizardry was abstaining from witches. I called someone a fake wizard on this sub because he was previously married, but then I got downvoted? I’m confused.

For those of you who don’t know, 7OH (7-hydroxymitroginine) is a kratom extract that helps millions of people with chronic pain live their lives while managing their pain. I believe it is our duty as wizards to speak out against the ban and ask lawmakers to refer to the science.

Fellow mages, I find myself tempted to perform dark magic. Charms, if you will—the kind that would leave contemporary witches longing for more during my morning gym rituals. But alas, I find myself conflicted by the potential consequences that may arise as a result. At the moment, I don’t have a lot of mana to expend on witches, but let’s just say my spells are potent once cast. I seek guidance, given that if I'm successful, I maybe banished from this realm forever.

I’ve seen the wizards cast for years. And I’ve recently noticed no one is creating any new spells. Like almost every wizard I know is using pretty much the same spells we learned as kids and a few “forbidden” ones. But honestly I was surprised when I told my friends about developing new spells and they just asked “Why?”. Am I the only one who feels this way?

Fellow Wizards, what is your opinion on the new trend, trying to let witches taste their own potion by making fun of whom witches are cursed with Hip Dips.

I personally think that the casting was wrong, because arrogant Witches who deserved it don't really get affected by it. The only girls getting insecure are already bullied girls who the spell wasn't targeted at, but what is your opinion?

Y’all ever notice how the gossip section starts to befriend you when you stay silent for a week? They don’t care about you! They are not your friends! They just need more stuff to stir up because their cauldron is empty. Gossiping is witchcraft, something that I try not to partake in.
Then there’s the people who get crafty and start bedazzling stories, and then we have the creative narratives. People actually sit around and think this stuff up and plan out their lives in the form of how they like to entertain themselves. Bored with life, lacking work ethic, and making sure they have dirt to throw if they’re in the spotlight.
Projecting and not taking accountability, and then they wonder why there’s nothing accomplished at work, half-done goals and plans. Pretty much textbook DSM behavior to me.
As creative as they are, they could be billionaires writing books like Danielle Steel or a whole TV novella, but they use their brains for bad, hell-bent on being witches. And if they’re married or taken, I almost guarantee the husband is exactly like them, and they fight like cats and dogs on gender roles and pedestals of superiority. Or their husband ignores them like a plague and cheats on them, is only there for convenience and children, or they have a partner who takes their abuse, or they’re single because no one wants to be around them.
As for me, these textbook witches have ruined my trust and love for wanting a relationship with a man. I trust no one, man or woman. Just Jesus, the only man in my life.

Greetings, sorcerers!

Due to a lack of activity on the sub (and naysayers openly expressing our decline), we have decided to bring BACK low quality posts! Our goal is to encourage more discussion and make the community feel more active.

Best not to go berserk as there will still be limitations on what you can post. We will moderate the posts accordingly. Use common sense and do not deliberately flood the subreddit with junk or spam.

This is an an experimental change rather than a permanent one. We'll keep an eye on how things go and adjust our moderation policies based on community feedback and activity.