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Tired of hearing your wife's boyfriend brag about his AP Royal Oak every time he comes over? Well I have a solution for you! Introducing the Royal Pop Plug. Now while he's going on about his AP you can laugh to yourself now that you too have one. This is the true definition of stealth wealth. Stealth wealth doesn't scream, it moans quietly in the corner. And now only you will know that you are wearing an AP.  

Print yours today! https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/jewelry/royal-pop-plug

Make sure to use bioceramic filament and not any of that cheap plastic stuff, as you don't want to disrespect the prestigious image of AP. Plus with it being bioceramic it's TSA friendly! No one will even question the ticking coming from your behind.  

When you're done wearing it, pull it out quickly to hear where the Royal Pop gets its name from

From left to right, in the order I acquired them:

MVMT Chronograph

Asterisk Charley Harper Turtleneck

Casio G-Shock DW9052

Out Of Order Peach Sporty Cronografo

Nomos Metro Date Power Reserve

Noah x Timex Oval Moon Phase

10 years passed between my first and second watch and I learned a lot about them in that time. Finally bought my favorite watch that I had been eyeing for a few years, the Nomos, so I figured it's time to show the collection. Still want more but probably just going to enjoy what I have for a while before I buy another.