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Acid rain and blizzard sky by mrbusinessman (ifyoudo) [SOCMED]

Acid rain and blizzard sky by mrbusinessman (ifyoudo) [SOCMED]

[Image description: a tweet by Ilya Rozanov saying ‘All of the world should be extra nice to Shane Hollander. He is in a very bad place right now.’ Under the tweet is a reply by a user called Libby saying ‘Ohmygod it must’ve been so traumatic for him :(( I hope he will be okay<3’. Under that reply is a reply by Ilya Rozanov saying ‘Yes he is fine? Bad place = Minnesota.’]

Acid rain and blizzard sky

The internet reacts to two viral videos of Shane Hollander throwing a punch.

After literal months I have published a third part to my Make your white hoodies red series! If you aren’t familiar with the series, it’s about Shane being trained in MMA and using that to fight some homophobes.

This part is a full socmed. There are tweets, scrollable text messages, Reddit posts and a news article. You can definitely read it without having read the first two parts since it’s a reaction to them, but I recommend reading it after them!

u/-ifyoudo — 23 hours ago

Say it. Out loud. by mrbusinessman (ifyoudo) ((me!!!))

Say it. Out loud.

Hi !! Months ago I was talking to one of my friends at 2am about niche topics in HR fics. She joked about Ilya being a manatee, and I took that as a challenge.

It is my longest fic so far (9.4k!) and I had so much fun writing it c:

(yes the title is from Twilight, I couldn’t resist)

u/-ifyoudo — 16 days ago

Fifty fifty chance [General Audiences] [Post TLG] Author: me!

Fifty fifty chance

Summary: Hayes’ eyebrows go up at that. “You think? Wait, surely you know who’s who?”

Ilya scoffs as if it’s offensive to even question him about it. “Of course. One is Jules and one is Florian,” he says instead of answering the actual question. He gestures towards one twin and then the other, hoping he remembers it correctly.

or: Ilya prides himself on his ability to remember names and faces so well. Then the Centaurs just had to draft identical twins.

Tags: Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander, Zane Boodram, Troy Barrett, Harris Drover, Wyatt Hayes, Luca Haas, Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble, Ottawa Centaurs WAGs Ensemble, Original Characters, Humor, Crack Treated Seriously, Dumb Hockey Boys, Fluff and Humor

Hiii! During the 2026 NHL draft a few days ago the Penguins did arguably the funniest thing they could have done and drafted identical mirror twins. That gave me the idea to write that same scenario for the Centaurs!

(These characters are completely original, not based on the actual drafted twins. I know quite literally nothing about them but wish them the best!)

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u/-ifyoudo — 2 months ago